If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear.

[The Heretic]

The Domestic Surveillance Directorate

nsa.gov1.info

The Definitive NSA Parody Site Is Actually Informative

While the site looks very much like the NSA's and much of the information -- as gleaned from news articles -- is accurate, it's a parody site that takes on the bureaucrasona of the fictional 'Domestic Surveillance Directorate.'

www.forbes.com

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[Flopsweat]

It's so dry and subtle it's easy to read right past the humor.

"Since the capability to break the AES-256 encryption key within an actionable time period may still be decades away, our Utah facility is sized to store all encrypted (and thereby suspicious) data for safekeeping."

 

[The Heretic]

It's so dry and subtle it's easy to read right past the humor.

"Since the capability to break the AES-256 encryption key within an actionable time period may still be decades away, our Utah facility is sized to store all encrypted (and thereby suspicious) data for safekeeping."

I have not been keeping track of their capabilities, but I was under the impression that the NSA had a quantum computer system that could break that encryption.

 

[Flopsweat]

I have not been keeping track of their capabilities, but I was under the impression that the NSA had a quantum computer system that could break that encryption.

Well it wouldn't surprise me. We always seem to break encryption way before the predicted date.