If you could get drunk with anyone from the past or the present.............

[AshWilliams]

Jesus of Nazareth, but I'd need a translator for ancient Aramaic, plus we'd have unlimited wine.

 

[Spitpatch]

I'd get a younger Ann-Margret drunk and let her have her way with me.
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I was thinkin' Dyan Cannon in the same time/condition frame. I think seeing Dyan Cannon for the first time signaled me I was in puberty.

 

[Spitpatch]

Jesus of Nazareth, but I'd need a translator for ancient Aramaic, plus we'd have unlimited wine.

Plus, it'd be a fishin' trip!

 

[nammac]

Larry The Cable Guy! I want to laugh and have fun.

Otherwise know as Mater!

 

[DivCurlGrad72]

Not sure with whom, but it'd definitely have to be in an old wild western saloon circa late 1800's

 

[Spitpatch]

Well Duh !
That's kinda the point.....
Andy

After a pint of Southern Comfort, she'd be equipped to do Monterey Pop Festival. After YOUR pint of Southern Comfort (she ain't sharin' and neither are you), your mule don't even show up.

 

[Spitpatch]

Not sure with whom, but it'd definitely have to be in an old wild western saloon circa late 1800's

Tom Horn would oblige ya.

 

[cigars]

John Banner, Sgt Schulz from Hogan's Heroes. Who wouldn't want to party with Schulzie? The man was a genius actor. He played the part so well that he was banned from traveling to W. Germany. The German's thought that he and Werner Klemperer made total fools out of them. In fact, the next German Shepherd I get I am naming him Schulzie. How can you not?

 

[CountryGent]

Janis Joplin ...
Andy

My mother is the biggest Joplin fan ever and saw her in concert back in the prehistoric days of hippydom. One of the funnest moments we had in recent years was I sent her a video of my daughter being spectacularly wacky, even by toddler standards, to the strains of "Piece of my Heart". Made my elderly mother fill with joy, so mission accomplished.

 

[jbett98]

Steve McQueen

 

[Andy54Hawken]

After a pint of Southern Comfort, she'd be equipped to do Monterey Pop Festival. After YOUR pint of Southern Comfort (she ain't sharin' and neither are you), your mule don't even show up.

Dude...
I get it , she was a hard drinker ( among other things )
This is a FANTASY...and I've always been attracted to her and her music...
So...
If you ain't got nothin' to say that is constructive...stay outta My fantasy
Andy

 

[DB is Here]

William F Buckley & Thomas Sowell

 

[slimmer13]

Helen Keller

 

[Spitpatch]

Steve McQueen

Who...interestingly...and for inquiring minds who want to know...

Played Tom Horn in the movie of the same name.

CMON! EVERYBODY! YOU KNOW THE WORDS: "It's a small world after all...a small,small world..."

 

[Spitpatch]

Dude...
I get it , she was a hard drinker ( among other things )
This is a FANTASY...and I've always been attracted to her and her music...
So...
If you ain't got nothin' to say that is constructive...stay outta My fantasy
Andy

It was my fantasy. You stole it. I had to destroy it for you.
(Insert maniacal laugh here)

We're on the same wavelength, man.

 

[GWS]

John Banner, Sgt Schulz from Hogan's Heroes. Who wouldn't want to party with Schulzie? The man was a genius actor. He played the part so well that he was banned from traveling to W. Germany. The German's thought that he and Werner Klemperer made total fools out of them. In fact, the next German Shepherd I get I am naming him Schulzie. How can you not?

I had read that both John Banner and Werner Klemperer (Col. Klink) were both Jewish and that Klemperer demanded that the Nazis were to always lose and must always look foolish doing it before he would be willing to take the role.
They obliged him.

 

[Spitpatch]

I had read that both John Banner and Werner Klemperer (Col. Klink) were both Jewish and that Klemperer demanded that the Nazis were to always lose and must always look foolish doing it before he would be willing to take the role.
They obliged him.

My Mama was visibly frustrated with my (WWII Vet) father (and my) fascination with Hogan's Heroes. She articulated her protest more than once with her central argument being, "There is NOTHING funny about Nazi's!"

I still watch reruns of it...but never without her voice overriding the soundtrack.

 

[CLee0507]

Arnold Schwarzenegger or Clint Eastwood

 

[cookie]

Jesus of Nazareth, but I'd need a translator for ancient Aramaic, plus we'd have unlimited wine.

If Jesus of Nazareth spoke to you you would understand.

 

[Alexx1401]

Janis Joplin ...
Andy

From what I read of her she could drink most men under the table with Southern Comfort. I still listen to her music to this day and often think what a waste. She was good.