If I Was King of the World...

[HuckleberryFun]

If I was King of the World there would be no background checks to buy a pitchfork. We would trust Our peasants!

If you were King what would you do?

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[IronMonster]

I would declare the world needs no king and bask in the glory of setting the it free

 

[HuckleberryFun]

I would declare the world needs no king and bask in the glory of setting the it free

A Revolutionary Anarchist with dangerous thoughts.
Off with his head!

 

[waglockfan]

I would protect our borders and our trade/business interests. Something this regime does the opposite of.....

 

[Member 5605]

Careful, one part has boobies..

We know this movie though.

 

[AMProducts]

Ahh, the frogs wish themselves a king do they?

 

[PiratePast40]

Pie, free pie for everyone!

 

[HuckleberryFun]

Pie, free pie for everyone!

Haha! So, a Socialist King? How are we dividing up the pie, Your Majesty? Hey, that guys slice is bigger than my slice, dammit!

 

[orygun]

I was going to quote Three Dog Night, but I like cars and bars, not to mention you guys don't wanna know anything about me making sweet love...

 

[HuckleberryFun]

I was going to quote Three Dog Night, but I like cars and bars, not to mention you guys don't wanna know anything about me making sweet love...

It's hard to go wrong with a Three Dog Night quote, my friend.
Still, thanks for sparing us.

 

[edslhead]

I'd ban that damn Toyota commercial. Hate that song.

 

[slimmer13]

Build a tower to the heavens in my honor?

And throw stuff off of it

 

[Member 5605]

I'd ban that damn Toyota commercial. Hate that song.

Enlighten those who don't watch tv...

 

[teflon6string]

I'd make ATF a tax-free convenience store.

 

[captqc]

When I become The Grand Imperial Ruler of The World, big rigs won't be allowed in the left lane.

 

[albin25]

It would be illegal for Fat women to wear spandex and men to wear bicycle-shorts.

 

[teflon6string]

Guns & Girls pictures and Tunes would all be posted separately so I could skip 95% and like just the good ones.

 

[Andy54Hawken]

The title King is kinda outdated ... I prefer Supreme High Commander Dictator Benevolent Tyrant For Life who is here to help and you can trust me for I know all the answers and what I do not know I'll make up some cool sounding nonsense sound bite...
I'll also outlaw run on sentences LOL!
Andy

 

[edslhead]

Enlighten those who don't watch tv...

I guess you have to be a NASCAR fan to see it

 

[clearconscience]

I would actually punish criminals.
And people who commit heiness crimes meet their maker immediately.

Express lane to the gallos.