I think I'll go to WalMart and do this sometime

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  1. coastal steelheader

    coastal steelheader
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    I can see any number of members here pulling this.

    [video=youtube;XuOyt1PVGcM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuOyt1PVGcM[/video]
     
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    [video=youtube;YMJPrNQxPNA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMJPrNQxPNA[/video]
     
  3. Burt Gummer

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    Thanks CS. I am slightly dumber for watching that.

    I can't take the high road since I did take a remote controlled whoopy cushion to my dentist office. Hid it in their supply case and kept setting it off while they were cleaning my teeth. Dammit though, I snickered and got busted.
     
  4. Stomper

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    "Crop Dusting" while walking the store isles is one of my favorite pastimes.

    It tends to hurry the wife along when she daudles too long looking at something on the shelf. ;)
     
  5. akmewon

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    We were working on a job in vegas and the elevator guys had their inspection goin on ,the foreman (for the elevator company )got in elevator with all inspectors dropped a bomb and jumped back out of the elevator just as door closed..It made us clear the area just working in the lobby so i cant imagine the foulness that was left behind in the elevator...gotta say i dont think i have laughed that hard since...
     
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  8. Stomper

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    Naw, fake poop was "in" 2yrs. ago, last year walking around with your fly unzipped was the thing, this year it's public demonstrations of one's a$$-trumpet skills. ;)
     
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  9. clambo

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    This farting in stores business is not new. My dad taught me the game when I was 8 or 9. He preferred Asian women as fartees because they were more visibly upset/offended/grossed out, etc. I still do it today as someone above mentioned, to hurry my wife along in stores.
     
  10. teflon97239

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    Dropping a chalupa in a crowded store is about as juvenile as it gets.

    Which is exactly why I still enjoy it so very much!
     
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  11. Stomper

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    Uhhhh..... No. :nuts:

    "Dropping a Chalupa" is "Floating an Air Biscuit" gone TERRIBLY wrong! :wow:
     

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