I have a serious problem need advice

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  1. rufus

    rufus
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    I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat with my pistol in hand. When she came home she got out of some one's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment crouched behind the boat, that I noticed that my front night sight seemed A LOT dimmer then my rear. Is that something that I need to fix right away or can I bring it into the gun shop the next time I'm in town?
     
  2. One-Eyed Ross

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    eh, next time you're in town....
     
  3. Fumes

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    :bluelaugh::bluelaugh::bluelaugh:
     
  4. The Duck

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    AH; You have a major issue on hand and I think you need to hire a professional. You would hate to do it yourself and mess things up and leave evidence of the "solution".

    So is there any good gun smiths which replace night sights? I would suggest Trijicon, I am a huge fan!
     
  5. HappyRoman

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    Sounds like the beginning for another of those trashie paperbacks we all love to read. Pictures, diagrams, and details always help. be well my friend.
     
  6. motoman98

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    We will all be awaiting chapter two!
     
  7. oasis618

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    Please tell me this is a true story.
     
  8. eldbillbo

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    Time to trade in those skanky old sights for a newer younger brighter set .
     
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  9. Burt Gummer

    Burt Gummer
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    I knew this story was fake. A woman would never do that. They are angels to be sure; always loyal like a German Shepard. Every man should get one for their very own.
     
  10. sheepdip

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    next time hit her with a 5 million candle power spot light, who needs nite sites:bluelaugh::bluelaugh:
     
  11. Swedish K

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    Time to change the sights out - maybe the locks on the house as well?
     
  12. Blitzkrieg

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    The least she can do is pay for your new night sights for the next time you hide behind your boat
     
  13. dude young

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    I knew it was a fake, too. Why would the front site "burn out" quicker than the rears? Or, vice versa. I call b.s.
     
  14. rufus

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    Come on, it's a joke. I don't have a boat...
     
  15. Stomper

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    Since the economy is tough... Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap! ;)
     
  16. Blitzkrieg

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    Whoda thunk it?
     
  17. Just Jim

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    You can tell Rufus is an old fart, still uses iron sites. LOL

    jj
     
  18. rufus

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    True! :thumbup:
     
  19. Toxic6

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    LMAO
     

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