I expected more from HKpro...

[Silver Fox]

We should have a therapy thread with a statement at the beginning, something like: Posting and reading posts in this thread is for entertainment only, do not take this out of the site and expect others in your Lexus Owners Group meetings to understand this.

I am going to become the Dr. Phil, Sully you are the Jerry Springer and Cocktailer, well you are stuck being Oprah.

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[Frog]

Hi, I'm Dave and I'm a elitist Rhode Scholar.

Frog.

 

[MarkSBG]

No, but you might get dinged for having a entire gun STORE!

 

[Silver Fox]

Dave/Frog, that is good you can come forward and admit your SIG owning views, now tell us how you felt when GLOCK owners moved into the house across the street from you. Are you able to allow your kids to play with their kids?

Charles- sorry for stealing your thread but sometimes we have to laugh at ourselves.

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[SULLY]

Crap. I own a Sig also

 

[moparmike440]

hi my name moparmike and I'm a jerk X2 and I have lots of mopars
you know what they say about those mopar guys:nuts:

 

[Silver Fox]

Crap. I own a Sig also

Here is my issue... what are you if you own a SIG 1911??? I just want to be hugged

SF-

 

[Weebs]

Here is my issue... what are you if you own a SIG 1911??? I just want to be hugged

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haha!

 

[Joe Link]

Hello, my name is Joey and I'm a lazy shooter who does not like to worry about rust or jamming.

 

[thelendog]

How many HK's does it take to be a Jerk?

I own a USP .45 Tactical (first production run) and a P7M8 (#226 of the last 500 imported) and Springfield SAR 3/8 from Greece. Am I on the Jerk list? I don't consider myself a Jerk. How can I come off the Jerk list, if I am even on it, and still own my HK's with the plan of buying more HK's in the future?

Using that logic that HK owners are jerks, the following may also apply:

1.) AR owners are over grown boys who use their black rifles to substitute for Barbie Dolls
2.) SIG owners are elitist Rhode Scholars
3.) SKS owners are cheap and only drive beat up trucks prior to 1978
4.) AK owners are non sportsman and potential gang bangers/terrorists
5.) GLOCK owners are lazy shooters who do not like to worry about rust or jamming
6.) Remington owners are the sportsmen who supported Al Gore and John Kerry
7.) Winchester owners are wanna be cowboys

and the list can go on and on and on...

Bottom Line Up Front (BLUF): Careful with the name calling. Gun Owners need to stick together.

My 2/100 of a U.S. of A. Dollar

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#1 & #5: Guilty as charged!

 

[Trlsmn]

That thread seems tame to me.

 

[NoAim]

What if I own all of them?

 

[eldbillbo]

How many HK's does it take to be a Jerk?

Using that logic that HK owners are jerks, the following may also apply:

1.) AR owners are over grown boys who use their black rifles to substitute for Barbie Dolls
2.) SIG owners are elitist Rhode Scholars
3.) SKS owners are cheap and only drive beat up trucks prior to 1978
4.) AK owners are non sportsman and potential gang bangers/terrorists
5.) GLOCK owners are lazy shooters who do not like to worry about rust or jamming
6.) Remington owners are the sportsmen who supported Al Gore and John Kerry
7.) Winchester owners are wanna be cowboys

and the list can go on and on and on...

Bottom Line Up Front (BLUF): Careful with the name calling. Gun Owners need to stick together.

My 2/100 of a U.S. of A. Dollar

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I'm not a jerk but i play one on hkpro

 

[BlvdKing]

How many HK's does it take to be a Jerk?

I own a USP .45 Tactical (first production run) and a P7M8 (#226 of the last 500 imported) and Springfield SAR 3/8 from Greece. Am I on the Jerk list? I don't consider myself a Jerk. How can I come off the Jerk list, if I am even on it, and still own my HK's with the plan of buying more HK's in the future?

Using that logic that HK owners are jerks, the following may also apply:

1.) AR owners are over grown boys who use their black rifles to substitute for Barbie Dolls
2.) SIG owners are elitist Rhode Scholars
3.) SKS owners are cheap and only drive beat up trucks prior to 1978
4.) AK owners are non sportsman and potential gang bangers/terrorists
5.) GLOCK owners are lazy shooters who do not like to worry about rust or jamming
6.) Remington owners are the sportsmen who supported Al Gore and John Kerry
7.) Winchester owners are wanna be cowboys

and the list can go on and on and on...

Bottom Line Up Front (BLUF): Careful with the name calling. Gun Owners need to stick together.

My 2/100 of a U.S. of A. Dollar

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My name is Brian and I am all messed up I own all but #4.

Would that make me an lazy elitist sportsman boy with a crappy truck and someday when I grow up want to be a cowboy and hang out with Al Gore and John Kerry?

 

[eldbillbo]

here are some more

colt owners secretly think they are better than everyone else cause they have a name brand.

Smith and Wesson owners quote Dirty Harry quotes while posing in the mirror

Full auto owners are wanna be rock stars

Weatherby owners think that by spending $2000 for a rifle will make them a better shot so they don't have to shoot.

Silencer owners are men that giggle

Hk clone owners are wanna be hk owners /wanna be jerks

 

[Weebs]

hi point owners are jerks you have to look out for...

 

[eldbillbo]

What if I own all of them?

Then you need therapy

or a wife


Actually let me rephrase

then you are single or have a wife that works

 

[Silver Fox]

FAL owners drink cheap Gin pretending that it is a fine Brandy and they still stick their pinkies out from the mason jar

M1A/M14 owners are ex-hippies who understand the effectiveness of personal hygiene and got kicked out of the Hemp Fest

Mossberg owners are the only ones with spare parts for the AMC Pacer

SF-

 

[Silver Fox]

NoAim- This is your therapy and no you do not need a wife


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[eldbillbo]

FAL owners drink cheap Gin pretending that it is a fine Brandy and they still stick their pinkies out from the mason jar

M1A/M14 owners are ex-hippies who understand the effectiveness of personal hygiene

Mossberg owners are the only ones with spare parts for the AMC Pacer

thanks for the coffee stains on my shirt


Jennings owners are ones who realized you can't buy guns with food stamps