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HUNTING CANNIBALS DURRING shtf

Discussion in 'Preparedness & Survival' started by Just Jim, Oct 30, 2010.

  1. Just Jim

    Just Jim Well-Known Member

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    :D:D:D So how do you hunt cannibals during a SHTF? Got to save your family from them so how are you going to figure it out??:bluelaugh::bluelaugh:

    jj
     
  2. EZLivin

    EZLivin SW of PDX Well-Known Member

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    Set up a street vendor-type cart in your neighborhood. Make a sign that reads "Tasty Human Body Parts". Have various size (fake!) parcels wrapped in butcher paper, with price tags, sitting on the cart. Have a jar that says "Put $ in jar." When a cannibal(s) makes his/her selection, puts the money in the jar, you know that they are "serious." That is when multiple shots ring out from the various houses that are keeping an eye on the cart. Very easy!
     
  3. Just Jim

    Just Jim Well-Known Member

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    so it will be legal to bait them???:bluelaugh::bluelaugh:
     
  4. magnum

    magnum Springfield American....'nuff said

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    What kind of tag do I need to apply for? Does bimart sell it?:D
     
  5. Just Jim

    Just Jim Well-Known Member

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    Ya got to take a test first to Identifie the game LOL What does a cannibal look like?

    jj
     
  6. EZLivin

    EZLivin SW of PDX Well-Known Member

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    Until the urban Portland/Eugene people use their majority powers to vote in a law that says you can't use bait (fake or real) to hunt cannibals. We know such a law would be on the books soon after SHTF. No dogs, no bait, no jaw traps. Only Havaheart traps allowed. Sad. So sad. Hopefully during SHTF elections will be postponed so no additional silly proposals will be voted on.
     
  7. magnum

    magnum Springfield American....'nuff said

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    I've positively identified one.


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  8. Sawdust

    Sawdust Bull Mountain(Tigard), OR Gold Supporter Gold Supporter

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    Are you sure? I thought that was a zombie.
     
  9. magnum

    magnum Springfield American....'nuff said

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    What's the difference?:bluelaugh:
     
  10. i8asquirrel

    i8asquirrel Keizer, oregon Member

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    "Hunt them ****....I am gonna become one..."
     
  11. jordanvraptor

    jordanvraptor Oregon City, Oregon Well-Known Member

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    Shouldn't need permits or have limits, after all, its not like humans are an endangered species... :)
     
  12. bnsaibum

    bnsaibum Corvallis, OR Well-Known Member 2015 Volunteer

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    I had the same thought. :laugh:
     
  13. bnsaibum

    bnsaibum Corvallis, OR Well-Known Member 2015 Volunteer

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    The cannibal is still alive and the zombie is not. No limits, restrictions or regulations on zombies as far as I'm aware and I'm pretty sure they are easy to identify.:thumbup:
     
  14. gehrheart

    gehrheart fidalgo island Well-Known Member

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    no no she is a zombama.
     
  15. Just Jim

    Just Jim Well-Known Member

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    That does look like one out of the buzzard class (waiting for something to die to eat it) but not big enough to be a predator on it's own:D You are on the right track though. We will give you a tempoary permit but you may only use bait and no dogs. (I would hate to see a dog bite that :bluelaugh::bluelaugh:I like dogs)

    jj
     
  16. Silver Fox

    Silver Fox Puyallup, WA Well-Known Member

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    So are white lights affixed to the weapon with high capacity magazines allowed during the open season of Cannibals? :D

    SF-
     
  17. Wheeler44

    Wheeler44 SW Washington Member

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    Yes but no bayonet lugs or "pistol grips". Thumb hole stocks are acceptable, but not with a bi-pod attached..No slings allowed in offhand.....There are also East-side/West-side restrictions, so know where you are hunting..

    W44
     
  18. DiscoFam

    DiscoFam Springfield Member

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    No Bi-pods? come on, i want to be able to take my cannibals out at long distances with relative ease. Can I get a bi-pod endorsement?
     
  19. Just Jim

    Just Jim Well-Known Member

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    Bipod users have a minimum caliber requirement and target cannibal has to be moveing. Plus cannibals must have teeth which mean the buzzard class are not legal with a bipod. Stricktly an honor sytem though.

    jj
     
  20. usmc

    usmc oregon Active Member

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    this thread is hilarious. haha .. for me i would probably take out certain area's with all the tweakers and freakazoids. and what ever is left they are probably cannibals lol.