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HUMOR beer and guns

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Black Dog, Mar 19, 2013.

  1. Black Dog

    Black Dog Eagle Creek Or Active Member

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    My Barber WAS a great beer drinker and always knew his limits drinking? He and friends were deer hunting and they stopped for lunch. Course everybody had 2-3 beers and lunch. Well lunch was over and they started loading up, the barber took the round out of the chamber and closed the bolt. He always put his gun in barrel first on the floor boards.(THANK GOD) Well he did not see the bolt pick up the next round when he closed the bolt. When the barrel touched the floor BANG. The bullet went through the floor pan,the bell housing and KILLED his TORQUE CONVERTER. Of course being a chev the blood (ATF) just ran out of the bell housing. They got another rig and towed it to a main road for a tow truck to take it to La Grand Or. Everybody thought it was real funny about the blood trail it left to the main road. He does not drink and handle guns now. The store is funny only because NOBODY got hurt and a lesson was learned. ALCOHOL and GUNS do not mix!
     
  2. lowly monk

    lowly monk Beaverton, Oregon. Just a guy. Bronze Supporter

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    indeed.
     
  3. MarkAd

    MarkAd Port Orchard Well-Known Member

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    Y'all mean I got ta stop stirring mah mint julep with my glock barrel.
     
  4. Kelzebubba

    Kelzebubba Fort Worth, TX/USA Public Outhouse Active Member

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    :rofl1:
     
  5. Black Dog

    Black Dog Eagle Creek Or Active Member

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    Yes you can still stir with your GLOCK. Just make sure it's not loaded MAG and CHAMBER clear and no shooting for 8 hours!
     
  6. Redcap

    Redcap Lewis County, WA Well-Known Member

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    Alcohol and guns mix just fine. Idiots and guns do not. Your barber is clearly an idiot.
     
  7. Black Dog

    Black Dog Eagle Creek Or Active Member

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    Well that's a little harsh for a mistake (almost deadly) but everybody has their opinion. Here is my opinion, DRUGS and ALCOHOL do not go well with anything that can KILL or INJURE.