Poll: How would you answer a telephone survey that asked if you own a gun?

[Liberty Machinist]

I figure if they are going to waist my time, I am going to waist theirs.

I'll get them going, answering all of their questions for about 10 minutes.

Whenever they start asking for money. I'll tell them to take me off their call list.

 

[Andyroo]

Jeez I haven't actually answered a phone call in YEARS! (unless it's my wife or kids calling me)

Don't recognize yer number? Sorry! Gonna have to leave a message

 

[tac]

I have a handy treat for cold-callers -