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You can likely get some good mileage out of this incident at your Thanksgiving table…
I was visiting a friend of mine last week; he'd volunteered to take a Navy buddy's pet parrot while he was on WESTPAC cruise now. Problem was, this parrot swore like a - well, like a sailor. I mean it was bad; I heard it. "FOUR BELLS AND F&&K THE GUNNER'S MATE!" Just a sample. I mean terrible stuff, nonstop. While I was there, he got angry and embarrassed and grabbed up the parrot, opened the freezer door and just shoved him and slammed it.
"You'll kill that parrot," I said. He said he just wanted to teach him a lesson - he'd get him out in 10 minutes. And he did. When the bird came out, it was all sweetness and light.
"Polly's a pretty bird! Polly's a pretty bird!"
"Good Morning, Good morning!"
"Now that's more like it!" My friend said. But then a shocker. The parrot asked:
"Sir, may I ask you a question?' Shocked as heck, he said, "Yes?"
The parrot said: "May I ask, what did that turkey in the freezer do to piss you off?"
I was visiting a friend of mine last week; he'd volunteered to take a Navy buddy's pet parrot while he was on WESTPAC cruise now. Problem was, this parrot swore like a - well, like a sailor. I mean it was bad; I heard it. "FOUR BELLS AND F&&K THE GUNNER'S MATE!" Just a sample. I mean terrible stuff, nonstop. While I was there, he got angry and embarrassed and grabbed up the parrot, opened the freezer door and just shoved him and slammed it.
"You'll kill that parrot," I said. He said he just wanted to teach him a lesson - he'd get him out in 10 minutes. And he did. When the bird came out, it was all sweetness and light.
"Polly's a pretty bird! Polly's a pretty bird!"
"Good Morning, Good morning!"
"Now that's more like it!" My friend said. But then a shocker. The parrot asked:
"Sir, may I ask you a question?' Shocked as heck, he said, "Yes?"
The parrot said: "May I ask, what did that turkey in the freezer do to piss you off?"