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Not that I think anything that drastic will happen, but what if?
My answer is, as the saying goes: "you can have my gun when you pry it from my cold dead fingers"
I, DSAPT9, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic;
I have taken this more than once over the years and I still hold it to be true.
I don't remember ever being relieved of my oath either.
Whoa, lets not get crazy here!! I don't even want to fathom a world like that!
What if a fart is productive?
What if the world runs out of toilet paper? What if all the traffic lights went out at the same exact moment? What if one of those flying carps flings itself into your boat motor? What if mall cops were forbidden to wear smokey the bear hats? What if Smokey the Bear had a campfire get out of control? What if a fart is productive? What if Obama or any other government entity asked me to hand in my guns? What if I spend a whole lot more time contemplating the answers to all those other what if's first?