Headlines we can hope for....

[djgaloot]

"Obama re-thinks his stance on gun control"

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[Flopsweat]

Democrats Stunned by Clinton\Sanders Landslide Loss; Trump Not Heard From for 3rd Month in a Row.

"Yes, The 2nd Amendment Is Your Carry Permit" Says Supreme Court.

Tavor Prices Plummet.

22 LR Ammunition Surplus Enters 3d Year.

Colt's MFG Profitable For Record 2 Years in a Row.

 

[Stomper]

Pinch me... I'm dreaming!

 

[Brutus57]

FBI thinks ISIS is coming, president orders match grade M5s for all males 18-60 years old.

Executive Order: Employers must give paid leave for DM Training.

Hillary's Suspected Dementia confirmed by Surgeon General

Hillary Medical Issues End Campaign for President

Brutus Out

 

[Caveman Jim]

Americans against payin for free chit flood colleges and slap some sense into the liberal indoctrinated crybaby students, things are looking up America is on the right track once again.

 

[albin25]

All Higher Education Shuts Down...
Nation's supply of replacement administrators dries up!

Washinton DC, (Reuter's)...
Our Nation's Universities are unable to turn out students
stupid enough to want anything to do with running an
institute of higher learning.
The final applicant, Bob (now Elaine) Mizzin-Johnson,
turned down an offer to be President of Harvard University.
Bob (now Elaine) Mizzin-Johnson, is quoted as saying, " While
I feel my Phd's in both Micro-aggression detection in raindrops
and in the Validation Sciences are right for the job., but I'm
looking for something I won't need to be resigning from before
I qualify for unemployment!"
Harvard will be unable to start another search because it no
longer has an HR Dept. The last employee was fired for
insensitively drinking more whitened coffee than black coffee.
We were unable to conduct an interview because of press restictions
in the former HR Director's "safety zone", although public records
indicate that a $20M lawsuit was filed against Harvard for allowing
her to choose how she fixed her coffee.

 

[308]

Obama found dead of an overdose, in the arms of a gay prostitute, behind a dumpster, under the Burnside bridge.

 

[Stomper]

OMG....

 

[Certaindeaf]

California cuts government agencies by 80%.
Buys all legal residents Berrett .50's as reparation with savings.

 

[etrain16]

Colt's MFG Profitable For Record 2 Years in a Row.

...and brings back the Python.

 

[Stomper]

California cuts government agencies by 80%.
Buys all legal residents Berrett .50's as reparation with savings.

OK, the OP said, "Headlines we can HOPE for.... not, "Headlines we can TOKE for".

Drop the pipe and back away.... slowly.


LMAO

 

[Brutus57]

Secretary of Homeland Defense Donald Trump Finishes Border Wall in Record Time

Last Vietnam Era Draft Dodger Extradited from Canada

Putin Killed by Broken Neck in Horse Riding Accident

Raquel Welch Publishes Her 1970s Nude Photos on Web

Brutus Out

 

[Hawaiian]

Republicans take the majority in the Oregon State House and Senate in addition to the Governors office.

 

[RVTECH]

HeII Freezes Over

 

[jbett98]

The good news, "Aliens abduct Hillary"
The bad news, "Aliens return Hillary"

 

[RVTECH]

"Aliens return Hillary"

And report 'Tests inconclusive'

 

[edslhead]

Local Vancouver man wins 350 million lottery prize, donates 50 million to NRA

Take that P Allen

Oops, forgot 10 million to NWFA

 

[4Freedom]

Hillary Clinton has been convicted to life imprisonment in a Federal Prison for Treason Against the United States. She has been found guilty of tampering, manipulating and obstructing evidence of a federal investigation of the Benghazi incident. As well, she faced additional charges of endangering the lives of US government personnel by gross negligence.

 

[Stomper]

This (in theory) may just happen... c'mon KARMA!!!

 

[Bon Sauvage]

THE CUBS WIN IT ALL!