He Survived Cancer But He Didn't Survive The Second Floor.

[arakboss]

Florida kite surfer, 61, dead after slamming into wall of beachside home

A kite surfer died Wednesday after crashing into the wall of a beachside home in Florida, according to reports.

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[Certaindeaf]

Play with the kite, get the second floor.

 

[arakboss]

Play with the kite, get the second floor.

I can't imagine what was going through his mind, except, "I should have paid the extra money for the brake package"

 

[BBQ Guy]

I can't imagine what was going through his mind, except, "I should have paid the extra money for the brake package"

I'd imagine it was his a--hole that was the last thing that went through his mind with the sudden stop....

 

[Xaevian]

Dang, homes. Nailed it.

 

[bigbearbear]

I can't imagine what was going through his mind, except, "I should have paid the extra money for the brake package"

From the picture, he was probably thinking he is lucky to clear the power lines before slamming into the house.

 

[Cavedweller]

"A weather advisory had been issued in Broward County just minutes before the incident and friends had warned him about the day's winds, Goodwin said.

"He could be a little bit reckless at times," Goodwin added."

Not any more.

 

[titsonritz]

"A weather advisory had been issued in Broward County just minutes before the incident and friends had warned him about the day's winds, Goodwin said.

"He could be a little bit reckless at times," Goodwin added."

Not any more.

So he was a Darwin Award candidate.

 

[Cavedweller]

So he was a Darwin Award candidate.

No, he was a Darwin Award winner.

 

[Xaevian]

Kite surfing, a balls to the wall sport.

I wonder if he could see his house from up there?

 

[Cavedweller]

a balls to the wall sport.

ROTFLMAO. Took me a while. I'm slow.

 

[arakboss]

Kite surfing, a balls to the wall sport.

I wonder if he could see his house from up there?

Well, he definitely saw somebody's house from up there.

 

[CamoDeafie]

Safe to say he saw an eyeful of house.

 

[flylo]

Died doing what he loved, beats sitting in the hall of a nursing home drooling & peeing on yourself IMHO!

 

[Certaindeaf]

Died doing what he loved, beats sitting in the hall of a nursing home drooling & peeing on yourself IMHO!

$5 he was wishing he was doing some Caligula style granny grabbin in those last few moments. didn't click but surmising

 

[A2theK]

Died doing what he loved, beats sitting in the hall of a nursing home drooling & peeing on yourself IMHO!

Amen. RIP Dude.

 

[P7M13]

He didna need no safety release. It's wind and water, what could possibly go wrong?

 

[arakboss]

He didna need no safety release. It's wind and water, what could possibly go wrong?

It's wind, water and wall. He forgot about the wall.

 

[P7M13]

It's wind, water and wall. He forgot about the wall.

And steering to avoid the wall.
Like hitting a hairpin turn on a motorcycle at 80mph. Unless you've trained for that type of turn, you're dropping the bike and/or going over/hitting the wall.
He couldn't "drop the bike", so hit the wall.

 

[pharmseller]

Darwin Award only counts if the winner hasn't passed on his/her genes. Get the winner out of the gene pool before the winner has a chance to pollute it.

And I'll bet the kite surfer would trade his exit at 61 for the nursing home at 81.