He broke in and what??

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  1. MarkSBG

    MarkSBG
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    http://www.wpxi.com/news/22863511/detail.html

    Yikes!

    How does the guy break down 2 doors and the home owner NOT wake up?
     
  2. elsullo

    elsullo
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    Some people sleep like the dead, even those who are clean and sober like me. There are several hours in the night when you could steal the beard off of my face, but please don't try to see which ones! (as long as I don't SMELL anything because that wakes me up quick!). Yeah, I could sleep through an earthquake.....................elsullo :confused:
     
  3. Father of four

    Father of four
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    Unbelievable! You just never know what's gonna happen! :eek: :bash:
     
  4. Mutoman

    Mutoman
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    Darn Jay-Z concerts.
     
  5. Trlsmn

    Trlsmn
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    "This just in, After a case of mistaken identity, Mount Washington, PA burglar is accidentally sodomized. Home owner states he's always kept his bat in the closet"
     
  6. coctailer

    coctailer
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    Those aren't pillows!!!!!

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  7. MarkSBG

    MarkSBG
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    :rofl1:
     

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