Has the Z Apocalypse begun?

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  1. EZLivin

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    In order to prevent mass panic, of course the police would say that the people were just dressed as zombies.

    Keith
     
  3. Spray-n-pray

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    The scary part is at the bottom of the article where it says that police are investigating the possibility that there were more occupants of the vehicle who fled on foot. Some of the zombies got away!!!!

    Time to lock and load and repel the impending zombie infestation!

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  4. tlfreek

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    thats exactly what got me into this whole gun thing.....Zombies. :thumbup:
     
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    They may have unintentionally leaked the truth:

    "Emergency crews took five victims from the crash to area hospitals with non-life-threatening injuries."

    Zombies are pretty much "non-life," right? So did they slip up and reveal that the zombies were transported to area hospitals because of zombie-threatening ("non-life" threatening) injuries? Portland is one of the few cities that would try to "save the zombies!"
     
  6. KTM530XCW

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    The zombie outbreak started years ago. At this point, the infestation has grown so large that they are actually controlling the White House!

    Have you seen Pelosi? Even on TV, and with full make up on, there is no hiding the fact that she is the Living Dead...
     
  7. Mutoman

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    :laugh::funnypoint:
     
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    Dude, The Living Dead is no laughing matter. Have you read "World War Z"?
     
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    "Many of the EMTs responding to the accident were also treated for minor bite wounds from the car crash victims. More on this at ten."
     
  10. kenno

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    Go play your costumed games at Zombie Hunters.com, they need the membership dues.
     
  11. fry

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    will you be ready when zombies start eating the neighbors?
     
  12. Carpenter98312

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    There are allot more zombies then one would think. A person that has not eaten for 72 hours and you will see what I mean. Most will be to out of shape to put up any real struggle, which is good, but then there are the ones that are friskier and armed and weaning off their intoxicants. Beware, think fast, and be sharp. Somebody needs to start a thread on proper disposal methods for animal composting in rural areas.
     
  13. huntpotter

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    They were probably drinking, if they were on the way to a party.
     
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    I was there right after it happened and I am surprised no one did die. The car was on its roof facing the shoulder. lucky it didn't really become "the night of the living dead":paranoid:
     
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    Proper disposal methods for animal composting in rural areas.
     
  16. Gunner3456

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    I already let a zombie bite me so I'm ready. It's you guys who need to worry. :)
     
  17. fry

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    that could be worse that you might think. what did he look like?

    YouTube - FND Films - Gay Zombie
     
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    "We're glad that everyone is alive, despite being 'undead'," Sgt. Stewart said, referring to the costumes.

    Referring to the costumes my butt! This is a major cover up by the media! Sgt. Stewart never made any mention to "costumes" but they infer it into the story! Where's the outrage?! This is the beginning of the end of civilization as we know it, ladies and gentlemen. Just get used to the idea of wandering around aimlessly looking for brains to eat....
     
  20. THC101

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    this doesnt belong in this forum
     

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