Gun gets me in deep trouble at work.

[PlayboyPenguin]

Well, it was bound to happen sooner or later. My CCW got me in some big trouble at work last night.

I had a small accident and ended up with jalapeno pepper sauce all over my shirt. Luckily I keep a spare in the back. I went back to change and my cook was back there. When I was changing my top shirt he noticed my holster and gun. I was carrying my new Springer EMP.

"What's that?" he said. I told him it was my newest 1911. Next he says "If you can afford a hot new gun like that you can afford to give me a raise." I knew my gun would get me in trouble.

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[JUSTIficatioN]

you've always got some interesting threads playboy, if you dont mind me askin, where is it that you work? I heard talk of bleu cheese burgers on a previous thread, is it blue moon burgers by chance? it's a seattle joint, but I think they might have a location down there in portland. oh and tell your employee that if he asks for another raise he'll get to see your pretty new gun again ... was that too much? i'm kidding of course.

 

[Trlsmn]

The Horror, the horror!

 

[GED]

"If you can afford a hot new gun like that you can afford to give me a raise." I knew my gun would get me in trouble.

Yeah, and if you can afford to give him a raise you can also afford to stand all us NWFA forum members a drink or two(or three)at Mother Maybel's.

 

[Trlsmn]

Well, it was bound to happen sooner or later. My CCW got me in some big trouble at work last night.

I had a small accident and ended up with jalapeno pepper sauce all over my shirt. Luckily I keep a spare in the back. I went back to change and my cook was back there. When I was changing my top shirt he noticed my holster and gun. I was carrying my new Springer EMP.

"What's that?" he said. I told him it was my newest 1911. Next he says "If you can afford a hot new gun like that you can afford to give me a raise." I knew my gun would get me in trouble.

Did you cap him and bury the body?

 

[PlayboyPenguin]

Did you cap him and bury the body?

Shhhh...

Seriously though, I cannot do that. He is my back up if anything goes down.

 

[Wallygator]

Just tell him that the guy you bought it from couldn't stop raving about how good the food he ate at Mother Maybel's was!

 

[spider]

Tell him to find a new job, that'll shut'em quick. Good to see another restaurant owner on the forum, what have I been missing.

 

[PlayboyPenguin]

Tell him to find a new job, that'll shut'em quick. Good to see another restaurant owner on the forum, what have I been missing.

I just say "weren't you late three times last week and then get into a fight with a server?" That shuts him up.

 

[Gunner3456]

Tell him your grandmother gave it to you.

 

[MarkSBG]

Tell him that you only carry because your insurance requires it. It's a buisness expense!

 

[madcratebuilder]

So, did he get the raise?

 

[elsullo]

I don't need to tell you that the foundation of a good restaurant is a loyal cook! Better yet, gift him your third favorite pistol and holster as a one-time bonus.......................elsullo

 

[Mutoman]

Just tell him you bought it with the money you saved on auto insurance.

 

[9MilMan]

Doesn't your cook know about the killer ice machine? Gotta protect yourself against those!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[markw76]

Gotta have a happy staff. Otherwise you get on those hidden camera shows showing them spitting in the food...

 

[bugeye]

I just say "weren't you late three times last week and then get into a fight with a server?" That shuts him up.

Is PlayboyPenguin on the menu and does it come with mango salsa?