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Gun gets me in deep trouble at work.

Discussion in 'General Firearm Discussion' started by PlayboyPenguin, Nov 14, 2009.

  1. PlayboyPenguin

    PlayboyPenguin Pacific Northwest Well-Known Member 2016 Volunteer

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    Well, it was bound to happen sooner or later. My CCW got me in some big trouble at work last night.

    I had a small accident and ended up with jalapeno pepper sauce all over my shirt. Luckily I keep a spare in the back. I went back to change and my cook was back there. When I was changing my top shirt he noticed my holster and gun. I was carrying my new Springer EMP.

    "What's that?" he said. I told him it was my newest 1911. Next he says "If you can afford a hot new gun like that you can afford to give me a raise." I knew my gun would get me in trouble. :D
     
  2. JUSTIficatioN

    JUSTIficatioN Seattle, Wa Member

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    you've always got some interesting threads playboy, if you dont mind me askin, where is it that you work? I heard talk of bleu cheese burgers on a previous thread, is it blue moon burgers by chance? it's a seattle joint, but I think they might have a location down there in portland. oh and tell your employee that if he asks for another raise he'll get to see your pretty new gun again :D... was that too much? i'm kidding of course.
     
  3. Trlsmn

    Trlsmn In Utero (Portland) Well-Known Member

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    The Horror, the horror!

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  4. GED

    GED North Idaho Active Member

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    Yeah, and if you can afford to give him a raise you can also afford to stand all us NWFA forum members a drink or two(or three)at Mother Maybel's.:D
     
  5. Trlsmn

    Trlsmn In Utero (Portland) Well-Known Member

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    Did you cap him and bury the body?
     
  6. PlayboyPenguin

    PlayboyPenguin Pacific Northwest Well-Known Member 2016 Volunteer

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    Shhhh...

    Seriously though, I cannot do that. He is my back up if anything goes down. :)
     
  7. Wallygator

    Wallygator Albany, OR Active Member

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    Just tell him that the guy you bought it from couldn't stop raving about how good the food he ate at Mother Maybel's was!
     
  8. spider

    spider Hillsboro Well-Known Member

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    Tell him to find a new job, that'll shut'em quick. Good to see another restaurant owner on the forum, what have I been missing.
     
  9. PlayboyPenguin

    PlayboyPenguin Pacific Northwest Well-Known Member 2016 Volunteer

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    I just say "weren't you late three times last week and then get into a fight with a server?" That shuts him up. :)
     
  10. Gunner3456

    Gunner3456 Salem Well-Known Member

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    Tell him your grandmother gave it to you. :thumbup:


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  11. MarkSBG

    MarkSBG Beaverton Oregon Well-Known Member

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    Tell him that you only carry because your insurance requires it. It's a buisness expense!
     
  12. madcratebuilder

    madcratebuilder Ardenwald, OR Well-Known Member

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    So, did he get the raise?
     
  13. elsullo

    elsullo Portland Oregon New Member

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    I don't need to tell you that the foundation of a good restaurant is a loyal cook! Better yet, gift him your third favorite pistol and holster as a one-time bonus.......................elsullo :thumbup:
     
  14. Mutoman

    Mutoman North Bend Active Member

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    Just tell him you bought it with the money you saved on auto insurance.
     
  15. 9MilMan

    9MilMan Milwaukie Active Member

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    Doesn't your cook know about the killer ice machine? Gotta protect yourself against those!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  16. markw76

    markw76 Portland/Moscow on the Willamette Member

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    Gotta have a happy staff. Otherwise you get on those hidden camera shows showing them spitting in the food...
     
  17. bugeye

    bugeye Oregon Well-Known Member

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    Is PlayboyPenguin on the menu and does it come with mango salsa?