Um… well… I'll just put something here and if anyone cares to guess or add. That could be fun.
Introduction threads (no offense) to me feel like "hi my name is Jim and I am an alcoholic"
Guess if I have to then.
"Well, it got so that every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid. I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille. It got pretty gritty. I started to hear the word 'draw' in my sleep. Then one day, I was just walking down the street when I heard a voice behind me say, 'Reach for it, mister!' I spun around, and there I was, face to face with a six-year old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the bubblegum. So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle… and I've been there ever since."
Introduction threads (no offense) to me feel like "hi my name is Jim and I am an alcoholic"
Guess if I have to then.
"Well, it got so that every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid. I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille. It got pretty gritty. I started to hear the word 'draw' in my sleep. Then one day, I was just walking down the street when I heard a voice behind me say, 'Reach for it, mister!' I spun around, and there I was, face to face with a six-year old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the bubblegum. So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle… and I've been there ever since."