Got a big problem guys..........need advice.

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  1. markw76

    markw76
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    I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

    The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
    My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

    I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

    I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

    Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

    I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on the motor seemed to be leaking a little oil.

    Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
     
  2. sweetbeard

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    And I thought I had alot of free time!
     
  3. ron22250

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    Oh Man, sorry to hear that, but it's gonna be OK, you can fix this yourself :)
     
  4. mobboss

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    Now that is some funny stuff! You had me on the edge of my seat!
     
  5. smonkbmw

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    ban
     
  6. JumpWing

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    You got me. Outstanding!
     
  7. torpedoman

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    Tell her your up for a threesome but he can't ride your bike.
     
  8. SloBone21

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    Oil leaks are serious business. I don't see the humor here.
     
  9. HappyRoman

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    Fix the oil leak, ride into the sunset, both problems solved
     
  10. Dyjital

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    I had the same thing happen but I found out my cars camber was messed up.

    Serious business right there.
     
  11. Just Jim

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    I suspectr she has been spending time with your bike while you are gone, thus the leak. Chain up the bike man before you lose it.

    jj
     
  12. Cougfan2

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    Fish on!!! Suckered me right in too. :laugh::bluelaugh::laugh:
     
  13. judicator

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    maybe your wife's new ride messed up your ride just for the giggles?
     
  14. MA Duce

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    What are the three words you do not want to hear while having sex????


    "Honey...I'm home!!""
     
  15. Nimh

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    That would be me too. :laugh:
     
  16. ricsha

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    :fishing:
    Got me!
     
  17. salmonriverjohn

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    GET THE NET! You hooked a bunch of us.
     
  18. The B

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    you should entitle it "gotta big problem, guys," or something like that... as the intent of the joke is to make us think the "problem" is your wife cheating, but that the purpose of the story ends up actually not having anything to do with your wife cheating, but that that part's given only as background story leading up to what the real problem is: leaky oil.

    just a suggestion..:D
     
  19. PlayboyPenguin

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    Do you feel you will ever be able to trust the bike again now that it has let you down? Do you love it enough to go through the difficult process of overhauling the engine or do you feel you would be better off letting it go and looking for happiness with a new bike? Are there any accessories in the picture that would suffer from the old bike leaving?
     
  20. d1esel

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    PBP makes a good point. Don't make any snap judgments. Keep the accessories best interest your number one priority.
     

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