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Good one about Congress and life

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Kevatc, Jan 5, 2013.

  1. Kevatc

    Kevatc Oregon Well-Known Member

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    Hope it's not a repost.

    I met a fairy who said she would grant me one wish.
    Immediately I said, "I want to live forever."
    "Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."
    "OK," I said, "Then, I want to die after Congress gets its head out of it's ***!"
    "You're a crafty bastard," said the fairy.