Funny not firearm not political memes

[Flopsweat]

Greatest golfer.

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Will sounds jealous.


John is the DGAF champion of professional sports. I don't generally idolize professional athletes, but here's a lifelong overweight smoker and drinker who wins against obsessively trained competitors half his age. A man who has gambled away millions of dollars and yet has all of his children set for life with trust funds. Call him what you want, but the man is living the dream.

 

[Flopsweat]

More flavors, better names.

 

[Flopsweat]

Yep.

 

[Flopsweat]

Proper warmup is key.

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[Provincial]

John Kruk was a major league first baseman who was a three-time MLB All-Star. He also was very scruffy, over weight, a drinker, and a smoker. One day at spring training, he was drinking beer and smoking a cigarette. A woman came up to him and berated him for setting a bad example for her son, saying that as a professional athlete, he should set a better example. Kruk responded, "I ain't an athlete lady. I'm a baseball player."

 

[Richo877]

 

[Flopsweat]

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6. Sure Honey, buy whatever you want.

 

[Cavedweller]

6. Sure Honey, buy whatever you want.

6 (a). Here, take my credit card.

 

[Richo877]

Sorry, not sorry

 

[Richo877]

 

[Flopsweat]

We can help.

 

[Richo877]

 

[Flopsweat]

Must have been really flyin'.

 

[Flopsweat]

Pig sell.



edit:

C'mon people, "pig-sell-late"

Spoiler: Solution

pixelate

 

[Richo877]

 

[Flopsweat]

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A grave concern?

 

[Richo877]

A grave concern?

It's no grave mistake

 

[Flopsweat]

It's no grave mistake

I can dig it!

 

[Richo877]

I can dig it!

Well that's a massive undertaking

 

[Flopsweat]

Well that's a massive undertaking

I bet I can scrape up one more pun.