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Funny and accurate

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Kevatc, Jan 16, 2013.

  1. Kevatc

    Kevatc Oregon Well-Known Member

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    Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best
    patients to operate on.

    The first surgeon, from New York, says, 'I like to see accountants
    on my operating table because when you open them up, everything
    inside is numbered.'

    The second, from Chicago, responds, 'Yeah, but you should try
    electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'

    The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, 'No, I really think librarians
    are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

    The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like
    construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have
    a few parts left over.'

    But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when
    he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
    There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine..
    Plus, the head and the *** are interchangeable.'
  2. mosinguy1

    mosinguy1 out by the ocean Active Member

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