Francis was stupid. Don't be like Francis

[wired]

ONE of the things I done like about Ikea is that you can't just run out of the store. Its a freakin' maze. An active shooter in that store has the advantage. I'm happy there isnt one within 3 hours drive.

 

[Vendor Hidden]

ONE of the things I done like about Ikea is that you can't just run out of the store. Its a freakin' maze. An active shooter in that store has the advantage. I'm happy there isnt one within 3 hours drive.

There's that. Also, most of the stuff is crap.

 

[Vaultman]

@The Heretic I must give you Huge Prop's for your Thread Title. Unfortunately, there is no way for me to 'like' the title. I would nominate you for "Title of the Week Award". That is if I had such power to nominate...

 

[Boboclown]

ONE of the things I done like about Ikea is that you can't just run out of the store. Its a freakin' maze. An active shooter in that store has the advantage. I'm happy there isnt one within 3 hours drive.

Marketing tactic, they want you to buy your way out.

 

[DunRanull]

First thing I'd do is change my name from Francis to Frank, or something.

Or "Francois", kinda rolls off the tongue..