Florida Man Told He’s Breaking the Law Because His BBQ Grill Smell is Leaving His Property

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  1. IheartSig

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    Oh, Florida.


     
  2. ZA_Survivalist

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    This is what neighborhood associations get you. Tiny people thinking they have great power. Its a damn BBQ.

    Either he's Vegan OR just a little man trying to stir up stuff to seem big.
    A single weekend BBQ? Come on.. Even if ALL the smoke was pouring into my yard its only for the duration of the cooking, after that its all good. And shoot.. If it really did smoke me out of my back yard all they gotta do is share some of that BBQ and its all good, I got fans Ill just move the smoke (smell) away simple as that.
     
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  3. Dyjital

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    Apparently it's not a single weekend grill out. Rumor mill was that the guy does it quite frequently.

    Still doesn't justify the big wigs from saying I'll fine you.

    If that sets precedent then I want neighbors cats to be culled when they jump the fence and bubblegum in my garden. Heck even when they cross the fence period!!
     
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  4. Tbucket

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    It is ok to BBQ if you keep the smoke in your yard????? How in the hell are you going to do that? This has nothing to do with associations but rather a bitty down the street that will not mind her own bushiness.
     
  5. Certaindeaf

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    So that's what a tool without a leg to stand on looks like.
     
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  6. rick49

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    BBQ smoke? The rednecks Perfume of choice. A man has to eat!;)
     
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    I wonder if I can do what the lady did. Guy next door cooks ribs all the time and it makes me hungry. That disturbs my peace as then I have to bbq to fill that hole in my stomach. If he never cooked those ribs I would be satisfied with something simple.

    Hopefully we have a little man to come assess it in our neighborhood. Really just want to see a guy that looks like that telling my retired Marine neighbor he cannot BBQ. That would be a fun show to watch.
     
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  8. rick49

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    White guy telling black guy to not BBQ. I "smell" the DOJ getting involved in the near future. Where is the justice.
     
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    He's just PO'ed because he wasn't invited to the Bar-B-Q........................:rolleyes:
     
  10. ZA_Survivalist

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    EXACTLY! I hate those effing "out door" cats.
     
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  11. oknow

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    Sounds like it's bbq time
     
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  12. eightyeight mag

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    I think I would add some cigar smoke for dessert.
     
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  13. ZA_Survivalist

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    Im quite sure thats what they were cooking
     
  14. Oregonhunter5

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    You'd have to be a real Peter puffer, to be a man and not like the smell of bbq.
     
  15. Dyjital

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    So I had smoke ROLLING out of my charcoal fired grill tonight. From 4:30-7. I mean it was running on all 8 cylinders and dang it was some good food.

    The wind is almost always blowing north to south at the times I grill/smoke.

    I'm really waiting for the ONE person next to me to say something. Older lady with those cats (@ZA_Survivalist) I referenced earlier.

    So I could see how that could be an irritation, but when it's good food... Come over to complain and I hope you stick around for some and go home happy.

    Any neighbor of mine that makes smoke I'll put up with if they put up with mine.

    Oh that's it!!

    Maybe the complaining neighbor is a PETA sponsor or is some corporate chicken terrorist??? Vegan maybe? Nah can't be vegan they would have told them about it already. Hahahahahahah
     
  16. v0lcom13sn0w

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    its almost UN-american to complain about someones BBQ. people need to stfu.
     
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  17. Vaultman

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    The REAL problem is the voters that wont get rid of planners. We need to get rid of these planning and zoning departments that are taking away our property rights! I guarantee you this was some city zoning code, not voted in by the voters, but by written and approved by the elected.
     
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    It's because they're black.
     
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  19. Mark W.

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    Put up a 75' tall sewer pipe chimney to raise the smoke above the silly neighbor.
     
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  20. Vaultman

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    The jerk with the clipboard and radio would be back for "visual obstruction of the sky" or "casting a shadow over a property line" or a "building height encroachment".
     
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