Firearm training saves lives during burglary

Discussion in 'General Firearm Discussion' started by NoAim, Apr 17, 2010.

  1. NoAim

    NoAim
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    The other day I was a victim of an attempted burglary.

    While I was at home watching Fox News and enjoying a nice cold chocolate milk I heard a vigorous rattling on my back door. I grabbed the nearest firearm I had available, my Mosin Nagant I had out from watching Enemy at the Gates, my trusty Remington 870, a SW Model 29 and a Ruger LCP as backup. From 50 feet away I see a 7 foot tall Japanese woman in ninja woman trying to open my door. I also see she had a green tiger with her.

    Now, facing one foe is hard enough, but facing two well trained opponents would be very difficult. But, home turf advantage coupled with a surprise attack should make all the difference.

    A little about me. I've been to Thunder Ranch (better than Hillshire), MagPul Dynamical Aerial Operations, and regularly places 1st in all local competitions (I have to disguise my name each time per government regs.).

    So, needless to say, all that training kicked in. I climbed out the second story window, repelled down the side of the house. Using cover, I entered the 22' circle of engagement, bladed at .45 degrees and confronted the ninja. Seeing the glint of Russian made bayonet, I saw the fear in her eyes. Even the tiger peed in my flower beds.

    I escorted them to the property line 6 miles away and told them never to come back, or else I'd call the cops.

    Just goes to show, you can never have enough training. Always be alert.
     
  2. Belial

    Belial
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    :paranoid:
     
  3. Belial

    Belial
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    :thumbup:
     
  4. EUGENE the REALTOR

    EUGENE the REALTOR
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    I think you had a little more than chocolate milk! :D
     
  5. JAFO

    JAFO
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    Wouldn't it be attempted robbery if you were home?
     
  6. SavageGerbil

    SavageGerbil
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    You spent all that money to take care of that? Same 7' Japanese ninja chick showed up at my place, she was about to make her move, and saw my "Ninja-Free zone" sign, slumped her shoulders and walked off all pouty-like.
     
  7. Ballistic308

    Ballistic308
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    I've got a better story, but if I were to post it no one would believe a word of it.:D
     
  8. trainsktg

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    A seven foot tall Japanese Ninja-ess? And you let her get away? That is a fantasy woman come to life :)

    Keith (Especially if she could do a full split AND perform an Iaijustu sword draw all at the same time.)
     
  9. Trlsmn

    Trlsmn
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    That ninja chick is at my house right now and she is forcing me to "love her lon time!". Thank god I have been well trained on the proper use of my sword!
     
  10. trainsktg

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    So you're not "too beaucoup" then, eh :p ?

    Keith (Well, she is seven foot tall after all...a rather large woman in many respects)
     
  11. Civil

    Civil
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    Man you are lucky you didn't have to fight a midget! :thumbup:
     
  12. Benny503

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    I dont believe you unless you post some pictures..... :laugh::laugh:
     
  13. LogicBomb

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    was it the deadly Mall Ninja?
     

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