Firearm/Related Terms....Annoy Me

[Capn Jack]

Uh...OK.. Than Whot? Reload? Check for movement? Shoot 'em again?

Where's my notebook?

 

[Flopsweat]

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These are the men of Operation Dessert Storm.

 

[CamoDeafie]

These are the men of Operation Dessert Storm.

Nah. Operation insulin freedom

 

[Flopsweat]

Nah. Operation insulin freedom

Semper Obesus

 

[Xaevian]

Dang stop loss!

 

[No_Regerts]

Dang stop loss!

Gotta START loss first!

 

[No_Regerts]

Semper Obesus

That's funny. But technically...

Semper Pinguis

 

[Flopsweat]

That's funny. But technically...

Semper Pinguis

Well technically they won't be fat forever either, so...

 

[No_Regerts]

Well technically they won't be fat forever either, so...

Semper Pinguis Dum Vivit

 

[Flopsweat]

Semper Pinguis Dum Vivit

Cogito ergo sum maruris


Probably butchered that but it's the cogito that counts.

 

[No_Regerts]

Cogito ergo sum maruris


Probably butchered that but it's the cogito that counts.

I think, therefore I'm infected?

 

[Flopsweat]

I think, therefore I'm infected?

"Zer is a bem in my zimmer."

 

[K-22]

Sending it is a mindset. One must embrace the art of the send, in order to execute a full send.

To perpetrate a flawless send, is to be one with the universe.
️️️️

 

[Flopsweat]

To perpetrate a flawless send, is to be one with the universe.
️️️️

Zend?

 

[No_Regerts]

Sending it is a mindset. One must embrace the art of the send, in order to execute a full send.

 

[pdxjimbo]

Is there a term for the almost laughable 'move' where when the person pulls the gun up chest high, barrel up, and 'robotically' looks both ways?

Whatever the term is it annoys me!

"Range Theatrics"

 

[Capn Jack]

What is this, ex alter boys trying to remember what they were taught, before they were
ex communicated?

 

[Babalugats]

I don't know why I get so annoyed with how, especially the "tactically minded" young guys, describe things. You know, the guy with a neck beard, tattoos that are often contradictory, low profile hat down over his eyebrows, Oakleys, grey or black polo shirt (vertx, underarmour, proper, 5.11, etc.), 5.11 pants (OD, flat dark poop, or "coyote"), at least 2 mystery items clipped to pockets, and lime green trail running shoes trimmed in royal blue (honorable mention: desert combat boots). They always stand in the "interview stance" and love to "what-if" the crap out of everything. Here's some things they say that bug me and my alternatives:

1: They say: SEND IT!

I say: shoot...in a really boring and mundane way.

2: They say: Primary, Secondary, Tertiary!

I say: first, second, if that schit don't work...

3: They say: Pre-zent your firearm

I say: Point your gun at him.

4: They say: Your workspace!

I say: Anything other than workspace. I bet whoever coined that is SO TACTICAL!

5: They say: Scan and reholster!

I say: Who farted? That's what scan and reholster looks like.

6: They say: Low Powered Variable Optic!

I say: scope. And when people look confused, I remind them it's a word, not an abbreviation or acronym like LPVO.

7: They say: Platform!

I say: gun

8: They say: My Kit!

I say: My schit

9: They say: chassis
I say: Ugliest damn stock I've ever seen.

10: They provide: Unearned 1000-yard stare and cryptic advice about stuff they haven't done, (but you have)....

I say: What a d-bag....

This is just about every firearms instructor (and suck-ups looking to be firearms instructors) I have to suffer through every month at work. Before anyone says "ok, boomer", I'm not even 40. That makes me a millennial! But after 17 years at the job...I've had it. I don't even like going to the range anymore. I go because I have to, and the free ammo. That, and these guys are pretty easy to beat in whatever gun game they choose.

PS: I've never seen a coyote that was the color "coyote". Who makes this crap up?

Or the dude with the 6000 $$ rifle chambered in 6.5 super short Sherman tactical..5000$$ Nightforce scope/with ti QD mount..shooting 3 inch groups at the 100 yard bench..lord give me strength

 

[Ura-Ki]

We never said "Send It," it was "ON THE WAY" or "INBOUND"
The Brits always said "SHOT(S) OUT"

 

[Flopsweat]

We never said "Send It," it was "ON THE WAY" or "INBOUND"
The Brits always said "SHOT(S) OUT"

"Whenever you're ready"