Funny (yes - I've seen it before)
Are you challenging how " the main character " self identifies?Funny (yes - I've seen it before)
However - "he" the main character - is not a male - "he" is a cow. Cows (or heifers) are female cattle. Male cattle are bulls (or steer/ox) and do not have udders like cows.
Just being pedantic about one of my pet peeves (having grown up on a farm and tired of hearing the wrong terminology applied to cattle).
Yeah, it's all a joke. Some of the other "calibers" are:Wow - do read the list of available calibers! 3 inch bazooka 2000 grains, among others...