O.k., all your planning and prepping went to hell because you were skinny dipping at a swinger's party when the SHTF and are far from all your gear. Besides, word has it where you store everything is ground zero anyway. You were lucky enough to acquire a firearm or two, (and some clothes!) somehow but how to carry them and have your hands free to do other survival stuff like make a fire or filter water etc.? I think this was supposed to be a joke but........ I've thought about things like windex spray bottles cut up and duct taped. When the SHTF you can't just run to Cabela's and find just the right holster. Anybody ever tried to think of what you could use from common stuff laying around any ones house?