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"Mary had a little lamb. Its fleece was black as soot,
and everywhere that lambie went, his sooty foot he put!" - Benny Hill
"Don't blame it on Rover, it's not his fault at all.
(Someone left a wet umbrella standin' in the 'all!") - Benny Hill
"My mother-in-law was so cheap she boiled crab lice for dinner!" - Captain O
"My sister-in-law was such a loose woman the men in her neighborhood called her apartment 'Fed Ex'... when they absolutely, positively had to be there overnight!" - Rodney Dangerfield
and everywhere that lambie went, his sooty foot he put!" - Benny Hill
"Don't blame it on Rover, it's not his fault at all.
(Someone left a wet umbrella standin' in the 'all!") - Benny Hill
"My mother-in-law was so cheap she boiled crab lice for dinner!" - Captain O
"My sister-in-law was such a loose woman the men in her neighborhood called her apartment 'Fed Ex'... when they absolutely, positively had to be there overnight!" - Rodney Dangerfield
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