Favorite Movie Quotes

[Father of four]

Magnum? Answer: The amazing adventures of bathman?

 

[NuthinFancy]

Hint:

It starred these two Moes

 

[Crawler65]

"Why a spoon cousin?"
"Because it hurts more!"

" Becaus it's DULL you idiot! It will hurt MORE!"
Had to fix that one, as it is one of my faves

 

[Crawler65]

"Pretend your talking to some one educated in the penal system, in fact don't pretend." "Do you know of others? Others like your self?" " SISTER they don't know what to do with just ONE of me"

Chronicles Of Riddick

 

[Crawler65]

"Drop that duck."


I'd be surprised if anyone remembers what movie that's from.

Tango & Cash

 

[dan10mmman]

Connor MacM****: You ready for this bubblegum, my dear brother?
Murphy MacM****: Let's do some gratuitous violence.

 

[Cougfan2]

What's this weapon's name, Private Pyle?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, the private's weapon's name is Charlene, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle, you are definitely born again hard. ****, I may even allow you to serve as a rifleman in my beloved Corps.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir!

Full Metal Jacket

 

[Swedish K]

more saints....

Doc: You know what they say: People in glass houses sink sh-sh-ships.
Rocco: Doc, I gotta buy you, like, a proverb book or something. This mix'n'match bubblegum's gotta go.
Doc: What?
Connor: A penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn't it?
Murphy: And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.

 

[magnum]

"Hey, do we have any of that plutonian nyborg left?"
"Yeah, just one bag. It's in the transmitter compartment."
"Oh, thanks man."

"Is this enough...?"
"Ah, naw, go for broke."
"Good thinking man."
"Nosedive!"

"Oh wow!, good nyborg."

 

[Ballistic]

"Your suffering will be legendary, even in H*ll!" - H*llraiser II


"Be afraid, be very afraid!" - The Fly

And so much good stuff from Pitch Black:

Riddick: Like I said, it ain't me you gotta worry about.

Iman: Where's Johns?
Riddick: Which half?

Johns: Battlefield doctors decide who lives and dies. It's called 'triage'.
Riddick: They kept calling it 'murder' when I did it.

Johns: He just escaped from a maximum security prison.
Fry: Should he just stay locked up forever?
Johns: That would be my choice.
Fry: Is he really that dangerous?
Johns: Only around humans.

 

[Dell_dude]

Dr. Ian Malcolm: "Ooh, aah. That's how it always starts. Then later there's running and screaming."

 

[MrNiceGuy]

Dave's not here.

 

[jordanvraptor]

"They just nuked a city and you wanna go out and say 'Hi'?..."

 

[Pogue_Mahone]

"The price is wrong B**CH!"
-Happy Gilmore

 

[Bhowe]

Studio Executive Rob Slolom: Wow. 8 Oscars, 400 million dollars at the box office, and you saved Tugg Speedman's career.
Les Grossman: I couldn't have done it without you.
Studio Executive Rob Slolom: Really?
Les Grossman: No, dickhead. Of course I could. A nutless monkey could do your job. Now, go get drunk and take credit at all the parties.
Studio Executive Rob Slolom: I wouldn't do that.
Les Grossman: Ah... joking.
Studio Executive Rob Slolom: Ah, there he is! Funny. You're a funny guy.
Les Grossman: Yeah. But seriously, a nutless monkey could do your job.


Goodbye mama, now you can have ice cream in heavan! I'll see you again tonight when I go to bed in my head movies. But this head movie makes my eyes rain! -Simple Jack


Both from Tropic Thunder

 

[Bhowe]

"I once fixed a door that wasn't even broken yet."

"We shot men, stabbed them with bayonets, chopped up 17 year olds with shovels."

Father Janovich: Why didn't you call the police?
Walt Kowalski: Well you know, I prayed for them to come but nobody answered.

Smokie: Are you f___ing crazy? Go back in the house.
Walt Kowalski: Yeah? I blow a hole in your face and then I go in the house... sleep like a baby. You can count on that. We used to stack f___s like you five feet high in Korea... use ya for sandbags.


All from Gran Torino

You know what... here
Gran Torino (2008) - Memorable quotes

 

[wolfwistle]

Excuses me while I whips this out !

 

[MA Duce]

"Keep the change Fred"
Billy the Kid ( Kris Kristofferson) in Pat Garret and Billy the Kid, after shooting a deputy with a shotgun loaded with dimes.

 

[Blitzkrieg]

YouTube - I'm here to chew bubblegum...

 

[61henry]

"When you work on your mysterious lady parts stuff, you should have the right tools too, that's why you should use.....Maypax.....the official tampon of nascar"

Ricky Bobby
Talladega nights