WTS OR Expired Ramen Noodles! With a free Kriss Vector SDP 9mm!

[pdxcat]

For sale is a unopened bag of Nissin Top Ramen Noodle Soup.
No wear or discoloration on the packaging. Chicken Flavor (the best).
Two servings per container, and enough salt to raise your blood pressure for a month.
Cooks in just 3 minutes.
This package expired 04/2017, but I am confident it will still be ok to eat.
Asking price for this scrumptious meal is 1150.00 Dollars.



















Buy my Noodles at full asking price, and receive a FREE Kriss Vector SDP 9mm with factory brace, folding magpul sights. less than 500 rounds through the gun. Purchased new. Quiet suppressor host if that is your cup of tea. Comes with box, papers, and a full size glock mag.
The gun will have to be transferred to you at a local FFL dealer.
Red dot, and forward angled grip not included in this offer.

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[Kruel J]

Clever, but I edited your title as some might not even click. GLWS!

 

[pdxcat]

No fork!?

A (plastic) fork could be included for the right buyer.

 

[Quartermaster]

Clever, but I edited your title as some might not even click. GLWS!

I don't know what you're talking about. I came here FOR the noodles.

 

[FireArm]

I almost bought one in white!

 

[pdxcat]

it is a great firearms. gen 2s are a huge improvement. Mine has been flawless.

 

[Crohnos01]

Wait....what?? Top Ramen has Gen 2 noodles? Who knew?

 

[dobeman]

need a FNL (Federal Noodle License) to transfer the noodles?

 

[pdxcat]

need a FNL (Federal Noodle License) to transfer the noodles?

Absolutely! But at least this item is not "Title 2 Food", so it is just a regular background check.

 

[JedB]

The Flying Spaghetti Monster approves of your ad.

"Ra-men"

GLWS

 

[HB of CJ]

Noodles Ramen, Hot Dogs and Peanut Butter Sandwiches got me through grad school! Yumm Yumm!

 

[ZA_Survivalist]

This was a fun ad/thread to read
Great idea @pdxcat, GLWS!

 

[Connor Murphy]

I don't know what you're talking about. I came here FOR the noodles.

Famous last words

 

[pdxcat]

Noodles Ramen, Hot Dogs and Peanut Butter Sandwiches got me through grad school! Yumm Yumm!

I loooooove peanut butter and Jelly sandwiches. Especially with apricot jam.

 

[cigars]

Is the the Top Ramen semi auto or selective fire? Also, do the noodles have any evil non-compliant CA features?

 

[pdxcat]

Is the the Top Ramen semi auto or selective fire? Also, do the noodles have any evil non-compliant CA features?

Good questions. The noodles are NOT on the CA roster of approved snacks due to health concerns. You can however buy them under the single noodle loophole. You must find a company willing to tape all the noodles into a single strand and transfer the ramen to you. Once you have possession of the snack, you can break them apart. Oh, and the flavoring packet is considered an evil feature and must be discarded prior to shipping to CA.

 

[cigars]

Good questions. The noodles are NOT on the CA roster of approved snacks due to health concerns. You can however buy them under the single noodle loophole. You must find a company willing to tape all the noodles into a single strand and transfer the ramen to you. Once you have possession of the snack, you can break them apart. Oh, and the flavoring packet is considered an evil feature and must be discarded prior to shipping to CA.

Sheesh! Wouldn't it just be easier to buy a Kriss-Vector?

 

[Quartermaster]

Oh, and the flavoring packet is considered an evil feature and must be discarded prior to shipping to CA.

I think they have a prop 65 cancer warning.

 

[ma96782]

Please be aware, that the GAS emitted by eating such an expired food stuff, may be dangerous to one's environment. And thus, although not currently regulated by CA Law.....it might come up on the CA Legislator's, "To Do List."

Aloha, Mark

 

[pdxcat]

GONE> Thank you!