Everett, WA - Porch Pirate carrying bear spray

[ATCclears]

Thieves seem to be upping the stakes. This, and catalytic-converter thieves with the lookout brandishing a pistol.

‘Porch pirate’ carrying bear spray arrested

Snohomish County deputies are asking the public’s help to identify a man seen stealing packages from homes while carrying bear spray.

www.kiro7.com

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[Paolung]

Ahh, so they want to escalate... my 12 gauge will win that confrontation, were it to take place.

 

[arakboss]

Looks like glitter bomb master will need to start subbing shrapnel in place of glitter.

 

[Certaindeaf]

I think they confused the "rich" part in their get rich quick scheme with dead.
But hey, who am I to judge.

 

[Alexx1401]

Scum has become bold but, this is what leads to one finding out what happens when you bring bear spray to a gun fight.

 

[Member 3687]

At least he is wearing a mask for public safety.

 

[EHJ]

Scum has become bold but, this is what leads to one finding out what happens when you bring bear spray to a gun fight.

Twice now in my lifetime I've had the opportunity to demonstrate how much more effective BS actually is when deployed correctly.
Snatch can away. (Get sprayed, no worries - it'll be worth it...)
Promptly - and with authority, proceed to empty BS can contents into the front waistband of said attacker. Directly into the crotch.
We're talking level 10... 'discomfort' here.
Nothing will help. Nothing. Even stripping their clothes off and running around naked praying for help - won't help.

But it will create a long lasting memory.

 

[Stomper]

Twice now in my lifetime I've had the opportunity to demonstrate how much more effective BS actually is when deployed correctly.
Snatch can away. (Get sprayed, no worries - it'll be worth it...)
Promptly - and with authority, proceed to empty BS can contents into the front waistband of said attacker. Directly into the crotch.
We're talking level 10... 'discomfort' here.
Nothing will help. Nothing. Even stripping their clothes off and running around naked praying for help - won't help.

But it will create a long lasting memory.

Does it cause permanent shrinkage?

 

[3MTA3]

Twice now in my lifetime I've had the opportunity to demonstrate how much more effective BS actually is when deployed correctly.
Snatch can away. (Get sprayed, no worries - it'll be worth it...)
Promptly - and with authority, proceed to empty BS can contents into the front waistband of said attacker. Directly into the crotch.
We're talking level 10... 'discomfort' here.
Nothing will help. Nothing. Even stripping their clothes off and running around naked praying for help - won't help.

But it will create a long lasting memory.

Hmmm... Bare Spray...

 

[Alexx1401]

Twice now in my lifetime I've had the opportunity to demonstrate how much more effective BS actually is when deployed correctly.
Snatch can away. (Get sprayed, no worries - it'll be worth it...)
Promptly - and with authority, proceed to empty BS can contents into the front waistband of said attacker. Directly into the crotch.
We're talking level 10... 'discomfort' here.
Nothing will help. Nothing. Even stripping their clothes off and running around naked praying for help - won't help.

But it will create a long lasting memory.

Now THAT I LOVE!! Oh man would that make a great video!!!

 

[The Heretic]

Does it cause permanent shrinkage?

One can hope

 

[Caveman Jim]

Thieves seem to be upping the stakes. This, and catalytic-converter thieves with the lookout brandishing a pistol.

‘Porch pirate’ carrying bear spray arrested

Snohomish County deputies are asking the public’s help to identify a man seen stealing packages from homes while carrying bear spray.

www.kiro7.com

They voted to Defund the police, get lenient charges dropped and basically let criminals do what they wanna do, I have no sympathy for them at all.

 

[Tony617]

If they are Amazon packages and you know you won't be home, have them delivered to an Amazon locker location instead. I do that. I have even cancelled an order when I thought I would be home but then got called away. I reordered and had it delivered to an Amazon locker location instead.

 

[cigars]

If they are Amazon packages and you know you won't be home, have them delivered to an Amazon locker location instead. I do that. I have even cancelled an order when I thought I would be home but then got called away. I reordered and had it delivered to an Amazon locker location instead.

Probably the best idea. With the communist DA's in place in most of our areas right now, if you were to take any physical action against these bubblegum clowns you will probably be the one winding up being prosecuted.

 

[Frank RW]

Ahh, so they want to escalate... my 12 gauge will win that confrontation, were it to take place.

over a car part? hopefully not!

 

[solv3nt]

Twice now in my lifetime I've had the opportunity to demonstrate how much more effective BS actually is when deployed correctly.

I'm very adept, and have achieved a master level, at deploying BS.

 

[Knobgoblin]

Bear spray me ?

Bear trap you.

 

[3MTA3]

If they are Amazon packages and you know you won't be home, have them delivered to an Amazon locker location instead. I do that. I have even cancelled an order when I thought I would be home but then got called away. I reordered and had it delivered to an Amazon locker location instead.

FedEx will also hold at the location of your choice.

 

[Nosferatu]

FedEx will also hold at the location of your choice.

Sometimes against your will.

 

[RVTECH]

Are people so stupid as to think they are NOT going to be videoed/pic taken of them when they are out stealing stuff? Especially on peoples porches?

I mean this guy's image is fairly clear in spite of the mask and add in his pickup and I would think someone would recognize him (and the truck) fairly quickly.