Enough with the tactical already

[FA9]

Tactical Walls

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[Vektus]

Im Tactical

 

[Brutus57]

It does seem a bit much, doesn't it? Plus I am not sure my landlord would like me remodeling his apartment.

Brutus Out

BTW, I have just patented TacticalBeds and the Tacticrapper.

 

[Diamondback]

LOL at the Tacticrapper--does it have a rail-mount flashlight so you can read your Throne Books when the power's cut off?

 

[Brutus57]

LOL at the Tacticrapper--does it have a rail-mount flashlight so you can read your Throne Books when the power's cut off?

Yes, and it features a mil spec picatinny rail so you can customize your toilet paper holder to your unique wiping style. Left handed, right handed, ambi, high side, low side! Crap like a high speed low drag operator. Optional battery storage available for optional male member mounted laser. Just the thing if you need to bounce for an immediate elimination in the middle of the night without alerting possible nearby friendlies or OPFOR in the area. Adjustable laser strap fits all but the least physically endowed midnight marauder. In the morning your wife will never even know the mission ever took place.

Special Note: Female operators send in a photo of your equipment to our web e mail so you can be custom fitted for all the Tacticrappers options!

Don't be caught with your pants down when the SH88 hits the fan. Get the Tacticrapper now before its Banned!


Brutus Out

 

[Toxic6]

So those are hidden safes without locks?

Reminds me of my wife telling me she was keeping the box her 5-11 boots came in since it said "Tactical" lol (she was joking of course).

 

[Diamondback]

You know, Brutus, you've just tempted me to build one just to see how many Gecko45 fans can be sent into screaming dorkgasms at the site of it...

Are you SURE your name isn't Phineas Taylor Barnum? LOL

 

[Member 5605]

A "Tactical" wall to me is a room that's enclosed with 3/8" plate, has a remote air supply away from the house and is one big Faraday cage.

Then you could fit anything you wanted into it.

 

[Kevinkris]

ive considered installing a hidden panel for my handgun by my bed but i dont think i would call it tactical. nor would i be willing to spend what they want for a metal bucket to put it in.

 

[oknow]

LOL at the Tacticrapper--does it have a rail-mount flashlight so you can read your Throne Books when the power's cut off?

no it has a rail-mount flush light

 

[MinnesotaORnewbie]

Tacti-sweet

 

[MinnesotaORnewbie]

More tactical stuff

 

[Irishjester]

Here is the Zombie, Tactical, Black Assault Rifle, Multi-use, All Terrain, Special Marine Force Delta Sniper Ranger, Spaceship Door Gunner Forces, Super Secret Squirrel, Forward Balanced For Impeccable Range And Distance, Easy To Deploy, Stabilizing Block. Also known as a piece of wood with holes drilled in it and painted black, but don't tell anyone!

 

[IheartGUNS]

Tacti-sweet

 

[Botte Hork]

Nothing tactical about it unless it says "tactical", "operator" or "sniper" on that scope, and/or has a mil-grad or ballistic reticle, and/or night vision facilities. Tactical nightvision facilities, obviously.


When people talk about "high speed, low drag" I can't help but imagining a crossdressing MotoGP racer in full drag hanging low while going through a bend (not going through Bend, mind you).

 

[coop44]

Girl Scout Elite Special Forces tactical Cookie Launcher?


If you want to sell rebranded product to morons for more money, "Tactical" works.

 

[mrblond]

Tacti-sweet

Thats about as redneck as I have seen.

 

[drew]

I've been told I'm tacky at times

I've been called tactless.

 

[Brutus57]

Yeah, how come no one uses Strategical like Supertramp anymore? Everything is tactical. Even sex..these days. Get in, fire yer payload, get out.

Brutus out.

 

[U201494]

Well shucks, after reading all of the negative and sarcastic comments in this thread I'm torn about my application for a U.S. patent for the Tactical Prophylactic. I won't give you the details because you'll just poke fun at it.