England and Fried chicken

[Ghoul]

NOT SATIRE: Britain Prints Knife Crime Warnings On Fried Chicken Boxes

Britain has now resorted to printing warnings about the dangers of knife crimes on takeout fried chicken boxes. “Special chicken boxes warning about the dangers of carrying a knife are to be distributed to takeaways across England and Wales by the government,” reports Sky News. “More than...

www.dailywire.com

Insane, funny but insane.

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[No_Regerts]

Why's it gotta be on fried chicken boxes? That's racist!

 

[KKG]

Why's it gotta be on fried chicken boxes? That's racist!

Maybe the warnings should be on Fried Politician Boxes!!! I'm sure the ones who thought this up had to have been pretty well Fried!!!

 

[ZA_Survivalist]

Their cuck level is over 9000.

 

[Flymph]

Who eats fried chicken with a knife anyway!

 

[11Charlie]

Who eats fried chicken with a knife anyway!

bone in or out?

 

[Flymph]

bone in or out?

I guess there has to be a "bone in" somewhere if you're so stuck up as to eat fried chicken with a knife!

 

[No_Regerts]

Their cuck level is over 9000.

Cuck PRESTIGE

 

[No_Regerts]

Maybe the warnings should be on Fried Politician Boxes!!! I'm sure the ones who thought this up had to have been pretty well Fried!!!

I thought at first you meant a deep fried politician. That made me happy!

 

[thorborg]

What about long sharp fingernails? They should be next?
I've seen some handing me a coffee through a drive up window that could slash ones jugular or potentially eviscerate a man in a flash!

 

[asbtg]

The article is breathless in it's desperation to attract clicks with hyperbole like this direct quote: "announcing broad new 'knife control' policies designed to keep these weapons of war out of the hands of Londoners." I'm going to have to treat my 65-year-old Case Trapper to a drop of oil in the pivots to designate her as a newly-minted "weapon of war."

 

[Jerry]

There is something seriously wrong with those folks!

On the other hand, I've bought packages of catfish stinkbait that had a warning "Not intended for human consumption"

 

[CountryGent]

So one can't even pick up a quick lunch without seeing Nanny State BS? Sheez. Orwell is spinning in his grave.

 

[albin25]

No longer available from Amazon.uk....
...... a knife with salt shaker handle.

Probably listed by the government as "a salt knife" ??

 

[bbbass]

I guess there has to be a "bone in" somewhere if you're so stuck up as to eat fried chicken with a knife!

Noooooo, dang it! You pick up bone-in chicken and you cut boneless breast fillets with a knife and fork. Unless its those boneless General Tso's chunks you get at the deli, then you can do as you like. Bohemian!!!

 

[bbbass]

I think they should have put the warnings on fish & chips takeout, but putting it on all the Halal food would be a better bet.

 

[cigars]

Progressive madness over there. What in the world has happened to our British friends?

 

[Unka-Boo]

Cuck PRESTIGE

I think you meant "Cluck".

 

[ma96782]

Soooo progressive. Of course things may change. So, this link isn't meant to be the "end all".

It is illegal to:

• sell a knife of any kind (including cutlery and kitchen knives) to anyone under 18
• carry a knife in public without good reason – unless it's a knife with a folding blade 3 inches long (7.62 cm) or less, eg a Swiss Army knife
• carry, buy or sell any type of banned knife (the list of banned knives is below)
• use any knife in a threatening way (even a legal knife, such as a Swiss Army knife)

Lock knives (knives with blades that can be locked when unfolded) are not folding knives, and are illegal to carry in public.

From the article: British Knife Laws: Hoplophobia Defined - The Truth About Knives

Aloha, Mark

 

[ma96782]

Why's it gotta be on fried chicken boxes? That's racist!

Aloha, Mark