Early morning surprise

[Oregonhunter5]

this will be a random useless thread for all you picky folks.
My wife's up at church girls camp this week. With daughter. So I have the 4 boys.
So I'm Busy.
I wake at 4:30am to head to the gym during the week.
And what do I wake up to??!!!
Two piles of dog sheeeeet!!!!
German Sheperd this time.
He can lay down some pipe. Coke can size. With runny poop.
Stepped in part of it barefoot.
Let me tell ya, that was some nasty stuff.
Had dog crap smell in my nose for 2 hours.
Lol!!!!
Glad we own a cheap carpet cleaner.
Man that was horrible.

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[Meridian7750]

Not what I was expecting.
My experience with "early morning surprises" is much more enjoyable...

 

[Meridian7750]

But yeah, they can certainly drop a load

 

[Oregonhunter5]

I love him still.
And he serves a purpose on a country road property.

 

[Caveman Jim]

UGHHHH!!!!!

 

[BWH]

Not what I was expecting.
My experience with "early morning surprises" is much more enjoyable...

I was thinkin' that very same scenario!

 

[Ura-Ki]

LOL! Morning surprise!
One of the Ninja Dogs jumping up on the bed with out you knowing he did it, only to wake with that big furry mug staring you in the face 2 inches away, and then the doggy kiss as your eyes flutter open!

 

[Camelfilter]

Been a long while, but Isn't much wakes you up quicker than stepping in fresh dog poop barefoot. You know what it is that very instant you step too...

 

[cigars]

this will be a random useless thread for all you picky folks.
My wife's up at church girls camp this week. With daughter. So I have the 4 boys.
So I'm Busy.
I wake at 4:30am to head to the gym during the week.
And what do I wake up to??!!!
Two piles of dog sheeeeet!!!!
German Sheperd this time.
He can lay down some pipe. Coke can size. With runny poop.
Stepped in part of it barefoot.
Let me tell ya, that was some nasty stuff.
Had dog crap smell in my nose for 2 hours.
Lol!!!!
Glad we own a cheap carpet cleaner.
Man that was horrible.

I hear ya. I replaced almost all of my carpets with hardwood already because of my German Shedder. Just makes it a bit easier to clean up. The trade off for that convenience are the constant tumbleweeds ambling across the hard wood floors.

 

[Oregonhunter5]

Lol!!!
Cleaning mess with a towel and getting dog crap on your hands was stupid. I need to start wearing rubber surgical gloves more often!!! Lol!!!

 

[Oregonhunter5]

I hear ya. I replaced almost all of my carpets with hardwood already because of my German Shedder. Just makes it a bit easier to clean up. The trade off for that convenience are the constant tumbleweeds ambling across the hard wood floors.

In Oregon I'd do that. Over here is dry weather. So the dogs smell doesn't show it's ugly face as much. But hair is hair. Not sure why he crapped. Well he may Of had sour stomach.

 

[BDA.45]

this will be a random useless thread for all you picky folks.
My wife's up at church girls camp this week. With daughter. So I have the 4 boys.
So I'm Busy.
I wake at 4:30am to head to the gym during the week.
And what do I wake up to??!!!
Two piles of dog sheeeeet!!!!
German Sheperd this time.
He can lay down some pipe. Coke can size. With runny poop.
Stepped in part of it barefoot.
Let me tell ya, that was some nasty stuff.
Had dog crap smell in my nose for 2 hours.
Lol!!!!
Glad we own a cheap carpet cleaner.
Man that was horrible.

"German Shepard THIS time?" Now I'm no rocket surgeon but that leads me to believe that it was one of your 4 boys LAST time....Am I correct?

 

[Oregonhunter5]

"German Shepard THIS time?" Now I'm no rocket surgeon but that leads me to believe that it was one of your 4 boys LAST time....Am I correct?

Hahaha
Any kid that decides to take a crap in my home, can pack his bags! Talk about a throw back!

 

[JeremyK]

Not what I was expecting.
My experience with "early morning surprises" is much more enjoyable...

Took the words right outta my mouth, brah!

 

[2DaMtns]

Nice dog, but I want more pics of your truck!

 

[Oregonhunter5]

Nice dog, but I want more pics of your truck!

Here you go

 

[Mikej]

Man I'd KEY the truck that bastige parked so close to mine! How are you supposed to get in it?

 

[Oregonhunter5]

Man I'd KEY the truck that bastige parked so close to mine! How are you supposed to get in it?

Lol!!
Well I've got some other rigs to the left that hogs up space also. You NEVER can build a big enough shop!

 

[fredball]

I'm well aware of large Piles

 

[ferret427]

DOH! I saw this thread and clicked it thinking "Dear Northwest Penthouse" thread, and all I got was a lot of scatological dog posts...
Seriously though, am looking to get out of my apartment and into a property where I can justify a companion like the posts above. I miss having an intelligent K9 in my life!