DUMB & DUMBER

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  1. eliduc

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    What three things do President Obama, Vice President Biden and Hillary Clinton have in common.

    1. All three want to ban firearm ownership

    2. All three receive armed Secret Service protection.

    3. All three live in a bubble that insulates them from the real world.

    The secret service detail that protects the president, vice president and their families is 299 men and women. Just their salaries cost the American tax payer 20 million dollars a year. In addition, a force of 1300 uniformed armed, Capitol Police guard the residences of the president and vice president. The school that the President’s children attend is protected by armed Secret Service agents.

    Bill Clinton as ex president and Hillary are entitled to lifetime Secret Service protection. The size of their Secret Service detail is a minimum of 56 full time agents at a cost of over 3 million dollars a year. The ex president can decline the protection but hasn’t.

    The issued armament carried by these Secret Service agents is: FN 5.7 semi auto side arm with up to 30 round magazine. Sig Sauer semi auto 357 mag with 10 round magazine. FN P 90 5.7 sub machine gun. Small enough to be carried under a coat. Rate of fire 900 rounds per minute; magazine capacity 50 rounds. Heckler & Koch 9mm machine pistol. Rate of fire 900 rounds per minute. Magazine capacity 100 rounds. Remington 870 12 gauge shotgun with 7 round magazine. Knight SR 16 fully automatic assault rifle. Remington 3.08 bolt action sniper rifle.

    The presidential limo is equipped with launchable grenades that rain shrapnel. The limo has four inch thick armor and five inch thick bullet proof glass. It is hermetically sealed against a chemical attack and has an oxygen supply. Vice President Biden rides in a similar limo. The president also campaigned in the “Bama Van,” a 1.1 million dollar armored van with 520 Sq. feet of living space and has the same defense systems as the limo. Then there is the Marine One helicopter and of course, Air Force One.

    The follow-up SUV to the presidential limo contains the Dillon 6 barrel m-134 Gatling gun that fires 6000 7.46 mm rounds per minute. The turret can be raised through a hatch in the roof in 3 seconds. This gun was used in helicopter gunships in Viet Nam and was nick-named Puff The Magic Dragon. It is a war weapon of mass destruction that shoots out a tongue of flame when in operation and obliterates anything it hits. . (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Secret_Service). This weapon is indispensable for intimidating peaceful protestors and was reported to have been seen through the open back hatch of the follow up vehicle at the Roseburg, Oregon Obama You Are Not Welcome Here rally.

    So, these three individuals are not really against firearms and the use of deadly force as long as it’s for their own protection. They are only anti self protection for everyone else in the Land Of The Free. Throw in a couple of multi million dollar vacations a year and it’s easy to see why, like Narcissus of Greek Anthology, they look into a pool of water and fall in love with their own reflections. They enhance the definition of hypocrite. Neither are they prone to admit mistakes. Obama gives Iran the path to a nuclear bomb and abandons Israel while the Middle East boils in a cauldron of chaos. The ex President Clinton (who desires a bedroom or broom closet in the White House) already gave the path and the bomb to North Korea. Meanwhile, Hillary may be the first First Lady and Secretary of State to be prosecuted for felonious stupidity. Joe Biden? He can’t make up his mind whether or not it’s to late to enter the presidential race after it’s too late to enter the presidential race.
     
  2. Charliehorse

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    Oh... I thought you meant this Dumb & Dumber. There's so many to choose from with hobama admin! icon_mrgreen.gif
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  3. Slobray

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    Shouldn't the title be "Dumb, Dumber and Dumbest"? I personally believe that it's a 3 way tie for dumbest.


    Ray
     
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  4. Sgt Nambu

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    I was aware of a large portion of this info before. Otherwise I'd be too depressed to cry. :(
     
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  5. slimer13

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    You shouldn't write them off as dumb. I think evil is a more appropriate term.
     
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  6. slimer13

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    And what's a Sig Sauer semi auto .357 mag?
     
  7. eliduc

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    Yeah. But how would you figure out which one was the dumbest?
     
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    I have always thought if they want to cut military spending that the same percentage gets cut from the secret service starting with the POTUS security detail since he or she signs the bill.

    If this was the case we as a country would be much safer.
     
  9. Stomper

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    Dumb and dumberer.... :D
     
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  10. blackadder

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    I thought Conan was the only semi auto 357 mag out there. Maybe they meant 357 Sig?
     
  11. Charliehorse

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    Obrian? headscratch.gif
     
  12. ron

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    Great post. Thank you
     
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  14. eliduc

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    You are correct. My mistake
     
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    Not to derail this this thread, the Coonan and the Desert Eagle .357 are the only two that I know of that are semi-auto pistols in .357.

    Good read OP. Thanks!
     
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  16. DuneHopper

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    1. All three have never held a real job.
    2. All Three have violated the law several times.
    3. All Three are traitors to the United States and violated their oath of office.
     
  17. Oathkeeper1775

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    DUMB: The "conservatives" who didnt bbother to vote 08 & 12.
    DUMBER: Obama supporters in 2008
    DUMBEST: Obama supporters in 2012
     
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