Don't Use the Men's Room - You May Die

[VinnieBoomBah]

 

[Caveman Jim]

Not familiar with that clause in the formula.

Release the Googlebots!!!

When the angle of the dangle meets the square of the hair it equals the heat of the meat.
There you go, now you know "the rest of the story" Goooood day.

 

[fredoesway]

Personally, having lived my whole life with a penis. I have found that while standing up, urinals produce less back-spatter while peeing than toilets do. It's all about the angle of approach and surface of impact, take a pool of water and drop another water-like liquid into it, there is always going to be back-spatter. The bigger issue is the people who apparenty can't shoot for bubblegum and don't even hit the target.

i used to be a tanker driver. and loaded sulfuric acid on occasion, talk about splatter. you don't notice it untill you wash your pants. always wear rubber pants! &PPE. better yet a HaZmat suit when you PEE! ............really don't get out of bed in the morning. too dangerous, or just die in bed.

 

[fredoesway]

Best part about masks is that I don't have to pull my shirt over my face when somebody bombs the place anymore... just kinda rude, ya know!

until somebodys fart gets captured by your mask.

 

[fredoesway]

Best part about masks is that I don't have to pull my shirt over my face when somebody bombs the place anymore... just kinda rude, ya know!

Yes then someone farts in your area and your mask captures it.

 

[RobMa]

I GOT IT! we should all stop breathing altogether!

 

[Mikej]

We had another huge, derelict motor home move in within a block from our home this morning! This is right next to the guy that keeps coming back (three times) after being boosted out and his mess cleaned up, living within piled up garbage strewn with needle caps. You see them under cars they've tow/driven there poking holes in the gas tanks filling mason jars to pour in another wreck sitting there.

In the grand scheme of things there's not one flying bubblegum given by me for the air in the bathroom.

Five pages about fecal matter floating around in the air in you bathroom? How the hell are all you guys still alive!

 

[Howard1955]

We had another huge, derelict motor home move in within a block from our home this morning! This is right next to the guy that keeps coming back (three times) after being boosted out and his mess cleaned up, living within piled up garbage strewn with needle caps. You see them under cars they've tow/driven there poking holes in the gas tanks filling mason jars to pour in another wreck sitting there.

In the grand scheme of things there's not one fling bubblegum given by me for the air in the bathroom.

Five pages about fecal matter floating around in the air in you bathroom? How the hell are all you guys still alive!

The behavior of the homeless folks you're describing wouldn't have been tolerated in my grandparents' day. We've gotten soft.

 

[Certaindeaf]

The behavior of the homeless folks you're describing wouldn't have been tolerated in my grandparents' day. We've gotten soft.

The communist operatives want this to happen, all is going according to plan.

 

[Howard1955]

The communist operatives want this to happen, all is going according to plan.

I think you're right.

 

[Flymph]

Yes then someone farts in your area and your mask captures it.

Obviously you have not been wearing a mask with a proper seal. Helps to admit that all city air is toxic and vile, as though being there is trying to survive a gas attack.

 

[Diamondback]

Yes then someone farts in your area and your mask captures it.

Facediapers won't do crap against my building-busting azzblasts... lol