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Don't be this guy ...

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by RicInOR, Jun 19, 2014.

  1. RicInOR

    RicInOR Washington County Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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  2. Sgt Nambu

    Sgt Nambu Oregon Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    A .45? That would be a traumatic amputation on me! Really traumatic!:(
     
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  3. Chee-to

    Chee-to Oregon Well-Known Member

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    He drove to a friends house ???....................
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    "The man was parked at the gas station at about 9:30 p.m. when he attempted to holster his .45. Immediately after the gun went off, he drove to a friend's house in Lake Wildwood. When he got to the friends house, he took off his pants and saw that he had "shot himself in the penis and that the bullet exited out of his buttocks." The spent round fell onto the floor."...
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  4. clearconscience

    clearconscience Vancouver, WA Well-Known Member

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    Wtf!
    Shot his penis and butthole?
    Sorry you don't carry a gun all hollywood 80s cop style. Sly on cobra sliding a .45 next to his junk
     
  5. Modeler

    Modeler Molalla, Oregon Soccer Fan

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    This happens more than you would think. I had a guy once accidentally shoot himself while clearing his gun in his parked car. He panicked, tossed the gun in the bushes, drove a mile away and called 911 saying someone shot him. Took a simple, non-criminal incident and endangered the neighborhood kids while filing a false police report. Dumbass.
     
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  6. BigStick

    BigStick Sherwood, OR Well-Known Member

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    Honorable mention for the Darwin awards. Didn't kill himself, but effectively removed himself from the gene pool.
     
  7. Sabertooth

    Sabertooth Josephine County Active Member

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    And where might I ask was his holster??? Mine is on my hip or a shoulder holster.
     
  8. RicInOR

    RicInOR Washington County Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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  9. Certaindeaf

    Certaindeaf SE Portland Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like the dog was part rat. lol
     
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  10. Diamondback

    Diamondback A cold, wet green Hell Well-Known Member

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