Dogs Can’t Smell Serial Numbers and the Dangers of Mindlessly Repeating Police Narratives

[The Heretic]

Analysis: Dogs Can’t Smell Serial Numbers and the Dangers of Mindlessly Repeating Police Narratives

Dogs, no matter how well trained, can not tell if a gun has a serial number engraved into it or not. That is not the impression you would get if you listened to KSBY’s report on Santa Barbara, California’s new police dogs, though. The NBC affiliate chose to frame their story on the dogs through...

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[Flopsweat]

This Pez dispenser is specially designed to detect Nazis!

 

[Knobgoblin]

 

[Jonnyuma]

A paranoid conspiracy buff might see these gun dogs as a tool to be used in confiscation of ALL firearms.
Is Governor Hair-Gel planning a big exit?

 

[salmon creek gary]

Dang, maybe I ought to be burying a buncha scrap polymer on my property, in addition to all the scrap metal I've buried to f with metal detector-armed gestapo agents.

 

[Flopsweat]

A paranoid conspiracy buff might see these gun dogs as a tool to be used in confiscation of ALL firearms.
Is Governor Hair-Gel planning a big exit?

Laser Cats are way cooler than gun dogs.

More Laser Cats:

 

[DivCurlGrad72]

How about a dog that cries ghost gun at every traffic stop:

The Police Dog Who Cried Drugs at Every Traffic Stop

Don't blame Karma. The police dog simply followed his training when he helped local agencies impound vehicles that sometimes belonged…

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[Stomper]

My farts are serial numbered…. smell THAT!

 

[sobo]

Laser Cats are way cooler than gun dogs.

More Laser Cats:

I see what you did there...

 

[Ura-Ki]

My farts are serial numbered…. smell THAT!

And, they set off car alarms near by!

 

[Stomper]

And, they set off car alarms near by!

They also make all the newborn babies cry.

 

[HA556]

Posted at the entrance to @Stomper 's property!

 

[nammac]

My farts are serial numbered…. smell THAT!

And the count is maintained by a built in gag-a-counter...

 

[Flopsweat]

And the count is maintained by a built in gag-a-counter...

Your post has been rated 3 out of 10 gags.

 

[Stomper]

And the count is maintained by a built in gag-a-counter...

Ahhh HELL no…. we're talkin' confirmed body counts here.

Your post has been rated 3 out of 10 gags.

"Back in the day", I could gag out the entire platoon while in an outdoor formation…. With a cross-breeze blowing.

My squad leader would be all peeved at me waving his hand in front of his face sayin, "FRAK ME… how the hell do you make it linger like that?!"


My reply…. "Lots of rare red meat, Sergeant!!"


Bonus factoid from the mind of a terribly bored grunt:

It took 14 seconds for a flatulent bomb to escape your BDU's properly, and if you timed it right you could deliver the payload while walking by and they'd never know who hit 'em!

 

[HA556]

It took 14 seconds for a flatulent bomb to escape your BDU's properly, and if you timed it right you could deliver the payload while walking by and they'd never know who hit 'em!

Dusted!

 

[Mike_M57]

I'm gonna 3D print a pistol out of bacon. They'll forget ALL about sniffing out those stupid plastic guns.

 

[Flopsweat]

I'm gonna 3D print a pistol out of bacon. They'll forget ALL about sniffing out those stupid plastic guns.

 

[GWS]

I think it would be fun to spray dog estrus scent all over the yard
Set ol' Zeke off big time.