Do your guns have names and genders?

[Patriot1775]

Its Jayne's rifle , from the TV show Firefly.
If you have never watched...its worth watching...cool guns , hot gals with guns....excellent scripting and story as well.
Andy

Browncoat forever!

 

[Patriot1775]

And some of the greatest one liners ever.

It was originally on Fox.

 

[wjv]

How could I possibly impose one of 231 genders onto one of my firearms. . .
When they reach 3 years old, I let them select their own gender.

 

[cigars]

I don't know about guns but, my baloney has a first name....

 

[JuglansRegia]

Some of them do

 

[Nick Burkhardt]

My wife has named her pistols Prince, Tiffany and the Noisy Cricket.

 

[Legion489]

Of course they do. My junk POS Lee LoadOfSheet is "that Lee LoadofSheet" and the POS Kimber, that came with an off the scale (literally) trigger pull, uncut extractor (really), junk magazine (it was a Kimber mag, so that was a given), casting flaws (yes really) is "that POS Kimber Krap". The others have names like Ruger, Winchester, Remington, etc.

 

[Legs]

My rifles have no pet names... my gun is named Johnson...

 

[Legion489]

You know why they are called "Johnsons" don't you? LBJ loved to pull his out in public and wave it around. Google it!

 

[Xaevian]

You know why they are called "Johnsons" don't you? LBJ loved to pull his out in public and wave it around. Google it!

Yeah, because EVERYTHING is true on the inner netz...

 

[hellotyler]

I hadn't considered it before, but now I'm gonna name my revolver Hoss.

 

[DangerDog]

My main AR is Rocky. Male.
Second AR is Abby. Female.
Third AR is Angel. Female.
Glock is Jesse. Male.
Shotgun is Kane. Male.

Named after dogs that have since passed.

 

[OldBroad44]

You know why they are called "Johnsons" don't you? LBJ loved to pull his out in public and wave it around. Google it!

Johnson was an alternate name for a Willie before LBJ was born or started waving his around in front of staff when he was pres.

 

[orygun]

Ya learn all kinds of things around here...

 

[Nosferatu]

 

[HighlandLofts]

No names or genders, but they do identify themselves as long distance paper punches.
Come to think about it all most all of them can not swim, had a boating accident and most of them sank to the bottom of a bottomless lake. They must be in china by now.

 

[OldBroad44]

Johnson apparently showed off his Willie to staff, subordinates, or employees, not to the general public. He was apparently really proud of the size of his.

Just recently learned something about the packages on ancient Greek statues. Had always been underwhelmed and puzzled by the proportions. Found out that Greeks in that era thought big packages to be associated with animals and more restrained ones more appropriate for civilized Greek males, including warriors. And sculptors and artists normally improved the looks of their models so as to make them better conform to the current concepts of beauty. The ancient Greeks were not actually all seriously underendowed. Rather, the artists and sculptors usually shrunk all the packages a good bit.

 

[titsonritz]

Ya learn all kinds of things around here...

Like JBL was a Johnny Wadd fan and the Greeks not so much.

 

[BrandonOR]

Ruger 22/45 - Harvey Wallbanger
Ruger 10/22 - Thandie
Howa 223- Calliope
Mossberg 500 - Tess
AR - haven't found its name yet. I was thinking of naming it Tinnitus, cause it's bubbleguming loud as hell lol.

 

[tac]

No

Likewise.

In similar fashion, I don't have names for my binoculars, although I admit to having around ten sets.

Or watches, of which I have a lot more.