DGU: -vs- ChainSaw

[RicInOR]

TL;dr Dude pulls out a Chainsaw, starts it, shouts and advances. Other dude is prepared.
Difficulty: Connecticut

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[L84Cabo]

WTF!? A chainsaw?

 

[Ura-Ki]

Man, I gotta get one o them thar Concealed Carry Chainsaws! I wonder it they come with a rail mount for stuff like sights and lights and lasers? Even better, a stock that goes up an a bayonet lug!

 

[v0lcom13sn0w]

guy went straight up gears of war on'm

 

[Flopsweat]

So the proper response should be "This is my BOOM stick!".

 

[P7M13]

Mr. Salafia will not be eligible for a FAC in England, even though he is an honorary plebe waiting for admission into the Darwin Club.

 

[Sgt Nambu]

Ahhhh! LOLOLOL!!! That's hilarious! I'm glad the gun owner didn't shoot the idiot!
You've got to be fast on the pull cord, when you bring a chainsaw to a gun fight!

 

[Ura-Ki]

Ahhhh! LOLOLOL!!! That's hilarious! I'm glad the gun owner didn't shoot the idiot!
You've got to be fast on the pull cord, when you bring a chainsaw to a gun fight!

Stihl

 

[P7M13]

A Stihl spoon....
They was arguin' about who's Jonsered was bigger.

 

[L84Cabo]

Ahhhh! LOLOLOL!!! That's hilarious! I'm glad the gun owner didn't shoot the idiot!
You've got to be fast on the pull cord, when you bring a chainsaw to a gun fight!

Dude is seriously lucky he's still alive. I'm not sure I'd give someone with a running chainsaw much time to comply.

 

[Ura-Ki]

You aint kidding, I don't know if I could have given that dude a chance to back off! He was close enough to spray blood on the car, he is damn lucky he's still upright and breathing!

 

[Member 5605]

Crank it, crank it like a chainsawwwww..

 

[Flopsweat]

Ahhhh! LOLOLOL!!! That's hilarious! I'm glad the gun owner didn't shoot the idiot!
You've got to be fast on the pull cord, when you bring a chainsaw to a gun fight!

Rppppp, rppppp, put-put cough <oh bubblegum>

 

[RicInOR]

Young mom returns home to find armed burglar leaving her house. Does what any sensible person would do - beats him with a chainsaw and holds him down until police can arrive

 

[Libertas7]

Even better, a stock that goes up an a bayonet lug!

Will mounting on a rail work?

 

[Capn Jack]

That "Chainsaw Dude" had been watching too many late night movies

 

[Diamondback]

Besides, chainsaws SUCK as a Zompocalypse weapon 'cuz the sustained and loud noise is like a beacon for shamblers.

 

[Flopsweat]

Young mom returns home to find armed burglar leaving her house. Does what any sensible person would do - beats him with a chainsaw and holds him down until police can arrive

I like this young lady. She's a take charge kind of gal.
"You don't think I can beat your a__ back to the ground?"

I kind of like the 911 operator too.
"Is someone coming?"
"Oh, yes there's a lot of people coming"

 

[TM-Salem]

Im going to need bigger size pants if we are going to start carrying concealed chainsaws.. I have been practicing tactical back flips while holding the chainsaw since Monday but have not tried one with it running yet.

 

[Flopsweat]

Im going to need bigger size pants if we are going to start carrying concealed chainsaws.. I have been practicing tactical back flips while holding the chainsaw since Monday but have not tried one with it running yet.

When you master the tactical reload I want to see it.