DGU: -vs- ChainSaw

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  1. RicInOR

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  2. L84Cabo

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    WTF!? A chainsaw? :rolleyes:
     
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  3. Ura-Ki

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    Man, I gotta get one o them thar Concealed Carry Chainsaws! I wonder it they come with a rail mount for stuff like sights and lights and lasers? Even better, a stock that goes up an a bayonet lug!:D
     
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    guy went straight up gears of war on'm
     
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  5. Flopsweat

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    So the proper response should be "This is my BOOM stick!".
     
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    Mr. Salafia will not be eligible for a FAC in England, even though he is an honorary plebe waiting for admission into the Darwin Club.
     
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    Ahhhh! LOLOLOL!!! That's hilarious! I'm glad the gun owner didn't shoot the idiot!
    You've got to be fast on the pull cord, when you bring a chainsaw to a gun fight!:D
     
  8. Ura-Ki

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    Stihl:D
     
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    A Stihl spoon....
    They was arguin' about who's Jonsered was bigger.
     
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    Dude is seriously lucky he's still alive. I'm not sure I'd give someone with a running chainsaw much time to comply.
     
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    You aint kidding, I don't know if I could have given that dude a chance to back off! He was close enough to spray blood on the car, he is damn lucky he's still upright and breathing!
     
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    Crank it, crank it like a chainsawwwww..

     
  13. Flopsweat

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    Rppppp, rppppp, put-put cough <oh bubblegum>

    :D
     
  14. Libertas7

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    Will mounting on a rail work?
    zxcs.mounted-300x225.jpg
     
  15. Capn Jack

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    That "Chainsaw Dude" had been watching too many late night movies:confused::confused::eek::eek::D
     
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    Besides, chainsaws SUCK as a Zompocalypse weapon 'cuz the sustained and loud noise is like a beacon for shamblers. :p
     
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    Im going to need bigger size pants if we are going to start carrying concealed chainsaws.. I have been practicing tactical back flips while holding the chainsaw since Monday but have not tried one with it running yet.
     
  19. Flopsweat

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    When you master the tactical reload I want to see it. :)
     
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