DGU: This is my rifle, This is my GUN

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by RicInOR, Jul 13, 2014.

  1. ZA_Survivalist

    ZA_Survivalist
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    That story made me smile, I too am nude at night.

    I dont know what sight would be worse.. Seeing the end of my pistol, or the end of my love gun.

    Either way, it wouldnt be pretty.
     
  2. Hook686

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  3. Sgt Nambu

    Sgt Nambu
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    Ditto for sleeping in the raw! About 25yrs ago one of my sons little scab friends didn't like an action that we took to straighten out our kid, so he threw a big stone through our large front window. Now coming out of sleep this thing sounded exactly like a 12ga blast in the front room! Seemed like a milisecond till I was standing on the front porch in a weaver stance with a 1911 sweeping the street. I must have looked intimidating enough, he never bothered us again and the one neighbor who was awakened said that I looked pretty savage. I was truely PO!
     
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  4. Joe13

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    Now that's funnyo_O
     
  5. 3MTA3

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    I've used the same strategy for years. It's not without challenges, though. I spent years gaining weight, hair transplanted all over my body from my head, plastic surgery to make me ugly as sin. Works every time, though, and when they drop their gun to cover their eyes before running away screaming I get a new shootin' iron.
     
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  6. Sgt Nambu

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    All I got was a goll durned rock!!!:(
     

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