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Deadly attack cats

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Trlsmn, Nov 22, 2010.

  1. Trlsmn

    Trlsmn In Utero (Portland) Well-Known Member

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    Guarding my chair, notice the 1000 yard stare from the cat on the right as she looks at you with the confidence of knowing she has already contemplated the most efficient way to kill you.


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  2. 61henry

    61henry Island City, Oregon Member

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    I would worry more about the one on the left, you can't tell what it's thinking and it is acting way too innocent.
     
  3. Trlsmn

    Trlsmn In Utero (Portland) Well-Known Member

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    Most likely it's wondering if I would notice if she killed the dog and buried it in the litter box. :paranoid:
     
  4. 61henry

    61henry Island City, Oregon Member

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    :laugh:
    That's funny,
     
  5. hsullyc

    hsullyc North coast,Nehalem,OR Member

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    They are waiting for you to turn your back on some of those good eats...:paranoid:
     
  6. CJ49er

    CJ49er Lake Oswego Member

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  7. magnum

    magnum Springfield American....'nuff said

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    Here's 2 more ninja cats. They are very deceiving. They lull you into thinking that they are asleep and as you walk by, they attack.:D
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  8. Trlsmn

    Trlsmn In Utero (Portland) Well-Known Member

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    Those two headed cats are twice as dangerous. :paranoid:

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  9. 4dogs

    4dogs 3 miles from the range Active Member

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    Here's five pounds of vicious terrier. Libby's here name and tearing things up is her game!

    There's more about her and more pictures of all of our dogs at:


    http://sheddrescue.blogspot.com/
     
  10. jordanvraptor

    jordanvraptor Oregon City, Oregon Well-Known Member

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    Don't let their awwwwwsomeness fool you, I don't call them Terror Cats for nothing...

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  11. magnum

    magnum Springfield American....'nuff said

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    Beautiful bengals.:thumbup:
     
  12. HappyRoman

    HappyRoman Sherwood Forest Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    Catatonic.. looks like you may be pussyfooting this one.
     
  13. mjbskwim

    mjbskwim Salmon,Idaho Well-Known Member

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    My dog wants to have a class in manners with these cats.
     
  14. deen_ad

    deen_ad Vancouver, WA Well-Known Member

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    seven cats, you never know which one is going to attack you!

    All but two are rescue cats, they're both Japanese Bobtails, two came to us when my step daughter died (as well as her two kids) and we had three to begin with.

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  15. Dyjital

    Dyjital Albany, Ore Flavorite Member Bronze Supporter

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    Here's our newest addition to the family: Quinn. He's approx 1 year old, got him from the Humane Society. He's already learned to open the kids bedroom door.. (yeah... I didn't believe it at first but he does) and he's growing on us.

    I think he was plotting how to kill me while I slept.
     
  16. Jamie6.5

    Jamie6.5 Western OR Well-Known Member

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    The Four Cats


    Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.

    The first man was an Engineer,
    The second man was an Accountant,
    The third man was a Chemist, and
    The fourth man was a Government Employee.


    To show off, the Engineer called his cat, 'T-square, do your stuff.'

    T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.


    Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

    But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said,
    'Spreadsheet, do your stuff.'

    Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies.


    Everyone agreed that was good.





    But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, 'Measure, do your stuff.'

    Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces into the glass without spilling a drop.

    Everyone agreed that was pretty good.


    Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, 'What can your cat do?'


    The Government Employee called his cat and said, 'CoffeeBreak, do your stuff.'


    CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet.......



    Ate the cookies........

    Drank the milk.......

    Sh*t on the paper.......

    Screwed the other three cats.......

    Claimed he injured his back while doing so........

    Filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions.......

    Put in for Workers Compensation................and

    Went home for the rest of the day on sick leave............
     
  17. Dyjital

    Dyjital Albany, Ore Flavorite Member Bronze Supporter

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    Classic!
     
  18. elsullo

    elsullo Portland Oregon New Member

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    I once house sat a Burmese cat that seemed to have magic powers of escape from closed rooms. Then I saw him do it: he opened the door! The little buggar would stare at the knob for a while, brace himself for the jump, LEAP up onto the knob and balance there! He'd brace his nose in the door jamb and turn the knob with his four feet! He taught himself to do it, and I would never have believed it if I had not seen it myself............................elsullo :paranoid:
     
  19. Dyjital

    Dyjital Albany, Ore Flavorite Member Bronze Supporter

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    Impressive
     
  20. servingu

    servingu Vancouver (not BC) WA (not DC) Member

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    Awwww those are so cute.... next time my dogs chase one of your cats up my tree i will snap a pic of it to show you how cute they are outside also the next time my dog finds an kitty roca in my yard i will make a scratch and sniff and share it with you :)