Dad jokes are not just for dads!

[Flopsweat]

Not as catchy as Vespachild though...

An American Indian is speaking with his son. "When your sister was born, the first thing I saw when I stepped out of the teepee was a dove singing in a tree, so we named her Singing Dove. When your brother was born, I saw a bear running through the meadow, so we named him Running Bear. Why do you ask, Two Dogs Humping?"

 

[Richo877]

Girl asks dad how she got her name. He says, "well, when you were born, a lily petal fell out of the sky and landed on your head. Since that day, we've called you Lily."
Sister asks, "and me?" Dad says, "well, when you were born, a rose petal fell out of the sky and landed on your head. Since that day, we've called you Rose."
Brother chimes in, "NYUGHNMPHUNGH UHNHUHGH!?"
Dad: "well, Cinderblock..."

 

[made in china]

Definitely better than Vandaughter.

No joke....

My middle name is literally the name of the RV my hippie mom was impregnated in.

 

[Richo877]

No joke....

My middle name is literally the name of the RV my hippie mom was impregnated in.

That's a lot of middle names

 

[made in china]

That's a lot of middle names

Fight'n words!

 

[Richo877]

 

[bellarum]

No joke....

My middle name is literally the name of the RV my hippie mom was impregnated

Your mom has a cruel sense of humor. Winnebago had to be a tough middle name growing up. Sorry

 

[Flopsweat]

Your mom has a cruel sense of humor. Winnebago had to be a tough middle name growing up. Sorry

Meh, better than Autocruise. I would have wanted Thor.

 

[made in china]

Your mom has a cruel sense of humor. Winnebago had to be a tough middle name growing up. Sorry

Hint....

 

[bellarum]

Hint....
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Haha! "Woody" is a way cool middle name!

 

[Richo877]

Hint....
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Michaelangelo

 

[Richo877]

This place is lit

 

[Mike_M57]

Q: Do you know what the deadliest snake in Sweden is?









A: The vindshield viper.

 

[Hemlock]

Hint....
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Bet your thankful it wasn't MiniWini.

 

[Flopsweat]

Bet your thankful it wasn't MiniWini.

What does that say, is it Cortney?

 

[Richo877]

 

[Richo877]

 

[Flopsweat]

The problem isn't that obesity runs in your family, it's that no one runs in your family.

 

[Flopsweat]

Why did Han Solo cry during his steak dinner? It was Chewie.

 

[Richo877]

I'm thinking of a photography joke, but can't picture it