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Creativity Time -- "Meanwhile back at the ranch...."

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Sodbuster, Aug 20, 2013.

  1. Sodbuster

    Sodbuster Beaverton, OR Chief Cook/Bottle Washer

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    Take the phrase "Meanwhile back at the ranch..." and add your own tagline to it.

    Here's mine to get the thread started....

    Meanwhile back at the ranch, Grandma beats off the Indians with a stick and man are they sore.

    (okay, yes it's politically incorrect, but now it's your turn -- do one better)

    Sodbuster
     
  2. Sstrand

    Sstrand La Grande OR Well-Known Member

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    You think that is funny but I had a great grandmother who actually did that with a broom.

    Sheldon
     
  3. BAMCIS

    BAMCIS Eugene Well-Known Member

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    My ex-wife rides a broom. Does that count?
     
  4. Stomper

    Stomper Ungovernable! Become Ungovernable! Gold Supporter

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    Did you mean her hands, her arms, or the Indians' man-bits? ;)
     
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  5. gallogiro

    gallogiro Willamette Valley Active Member

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    I've never been beaten off with a stick before.. times change I guess.
     
  6. orygun

    orygun West Linn Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    Meanwhile back at the ranch...Uncle Jack is stuck on the roof. Question? Do I help Uncle Jack off?
     
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  7. orygun

    orygun West Linn Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    I'm sure I'm gonna burn for that one!! ^^^:confused:
     
  8. orygun

    orygun West Linn Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    Oh, don't take the fun out of innuendo!
     
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  9. 3MTA3

    3MTA3 DMZ between Liberty and Tyranny Behind Enemy Lines Bronze Supporter

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    in-you-endo....heh,heh,heh...Butthead...he said in-you-endo
     
  10. cookie

    cookie THE SOCIALIST STATE OF KALI - FORNIA Well-Known Member

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    They all do!
     
  11. sheepdip

    sheepdip Redland Well-Known Member

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    don't have to be an ex to ride a broom!!!!!
     
  12. deadeye

    deadeye Albany,OR. Moderator Staff Member

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    Meanwhile back at the ranch...

    wifes bike.jpg
     
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  13. gallogiro

    gallogiro Willamette Valley Active Member

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    I'm sure they came out of nowhere...
     
  14. Sodbuster

    Sodbuster Beaverton, OR Chief Cook/Bottle Washer

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    You guys are funny. LOL
     
  15. Blaylocke

    Blaylocke Lewis County Active Member

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    Meanwhile, back at the ranch, tension mounted... and rode off.
     
  16. unklekippy

    unklekippy In The Mountains Near Sprague River Well-Known Member

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    "Well, them Duke boys seem to have got themselves into a real pickle this time. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Cooter and Daisy had their hands full with Boss Hog's finest breeding goats."

    YEEHAW!