Creativity Time -- "Meanwhile back at the ranch...."

[Sodbuster]

Take the phrase "Meanwhile back at the ranch..." and add your own tagline to it.

Here's mine to get the thread started....

Meanwhile back at the ranch, Grandma beats off the Indians with a stick and man are they sore.

(okay, yes it's politically incorrect, but now it's your turn -- do one better)

Sodbuster

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[Sstrand]

You think that is funny but I had a great grandmother who actually did that with a broom.

Sheldon

 

[BAMCIS]

You think that is funny but I had a great grandmother who actually did that with a broom.

Sheldon

My ex-wife rides a broom. Does that count?

 

[Stomper]

Take the phrase "Meanwhile back at the ranch..." and add your own tagline to it.

Here's mine to get the thread started....

Meanwhile back at the ranch, Grandma beats off the Indians with a stick and man are they sore.

Did you mean her hands, her arms, or the Indians' man-bits?

 

[gallogiro]

I've never been beaten off with a stick before.. times change I guess.

 

[orygun]

Meanwhile back at the ranch...Uncle Jack is stuck on the roof. Question? Do I help Uncle Jack off?

 

[orygun]

I'm sure I'm gonna burn for that one!! ^^^

 

[orygun]

Did you mean her hands, her arms, or the Indians' man-bits?

Oh, don't take the fun out of innuendo!

 

[3MTA3]

in-you-endo....heh,heh,heh...Butthead...he said in-you-endo

 

[cookie]

My ex-wife rides a broom. Does that count?

They all do!

 

[sheepdip]

don't have to be an ex to ride a broom!!!!!

 

[deadeye]

My ex-wife rides a broom. Does that count?

Meanwhile back at the ranch...

 

[gallogiro]

Meanwhile back at the ranch, Grandma beats off the Indians with a stick and man are they sore.

I'm sure they came out of nowhere...

 

[Sodbuster]

You guys are funny. LOL

 

[Blaylocke]

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, tension mounted... and rode off.

 

[unklekippy]

"Well, them Duke boys seem to have got themselves into a real pickle this time. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Cooter and Daisy had their hands full with Boss Hog's finest breeding goats."

YEEHAW!