"Could be a good rifle but it's not black."

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  1. Platt05

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  2. UncalledForGabe

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    Hahaha, apparently Napoleon had a Mosin!
     
  3. parsons_12b

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    Dats Awsome
     
  4. trainsktg

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    Clever.

    Keith
     
  5. keystir

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    Thanks, I always enjoy these! :thumbup:
     
  6. gehrheart

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    :funnypoint: :drink:
     
  7. e28rusty

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    haha my wife left the room because I was laughing too loud :p
     
  8. crosse

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    this should be stickied for all those "Which gun is better" questions...
     
  9. gearhead

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    "only with the “bang” being in Spanish rather than Russian" - lmfao
     
  10. mattg521

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    great post thanks for sharing.
     
  11. Decker

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    "Made by Belgians, a nation with a military history that is limited to waving German divisions through at the border."

    LMAO.

    -d
     
  12. MountainBear

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    Just cover your bases. Use this list to prove to your significant other that you need one of everything on the list, just in case...
     
  13. protected static

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    "Other “carbine” type Mosins are also available, which would be the perfect compliment if one’s SHTF plan includes charging at bad guys on horseback while wearing a fur hat, swinging a curved saber and swilling a bottle of vodka."

    w00t! My new plan!
     
  14. Cougfan2

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    Pretty funny.
     
  15. Crispy

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    Something for anyone to get but*hurt over!!
    :laugh:
     
  16. jimwsea

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    Equal opportunity insults!
     
  17. gehrheart

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    Naw. strip naked paint yourself completely blue, drinking scotch running barefoot swinging a sword! yelling as load as you can! :eek:
     
  18. Crispy

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    Scratch previous plans.... this is my new one!! I am going to start searching the classifieds for swords!!!
     
  19. protected static

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    I find your ideas intriguing, and wish to subscribe to your newsletter...
     
  20. SCTSQRL

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    Neither of those plans are particularly patriotic. The true American plan would be to first procure a quarter-horse or pacer, dreadlock feathers and bones into it's mane, and finger paint it with celestial and/or warlike themes in red, white, and blue; suns, half-moons, hand prints, spears - that sort of thing.

    While one should certainly continue to drink whiskey, one should abandon all clothing except for a breech-cloth, leather belt, rifle of choice, load bearing equipment, tomahawk, and a scalping knife. No communications skill is necessary so long as one has a blood curdling war cry.

    As the S continues to HTF, it would be advisable to cover your LBE in some sort of ad-hoc cuirass of a ribcage and boiled leather confabulation. Feathers are always popular as decoration.
     

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