National Convicted Felon sits on his illegal handgun, and accidentaly blows his .... off

[Camelfilter]

A convicted felon living in Jacksonville, FL sat on his illegally owned handgun, which was laying on the driver's seat of his car.

Unfortunately for him, the gun discharged, shooting his penis. The wounded man was rushed to the hospital, where doctors worked on reconstructing his penis.

So guys, please DON'T EVER sit on your pistol. It might not go well for you.

Florida man sits on gun, shoots self in penis, police say

Florida man sits on gun, shoots himself in penis

...or don't be a felon.

 

[slimmer13]

Never point it anything you are not willing to destroy

 

[v0lcom13sn0w]

he was for sure going for the X gender option

 

[Sgt Nambu]

Let me introduce you to my rednecked friend, Wet Willie!

 

[MrMillspecer]

Now they have to change the manual to include.

Do not sit on.
Do not tea bag.
Do not rub your junk on this firearm.

 

[MrMillspecer]

He was a crack shot. That's for sure.

 

[DirectDrive]

The Process of Natural Selection is always at work.

 

[CHLChris]

another example of someone goin off half cocked

Uh oh...fishing for likes, huh? I hate it when people do that...

 

[v0lcom13sn0w]

Uh oh...fishing for likes, huh? I hate it when people do that...

 

[Kruel J]

Never point it anything you are not willing to destroy

I carry my pistol pointed directly at my junk everyday.

 

[NWGlockgal]

He named his pistol Lorena. Big mistake.

Well, she certainly did "bob it".

 

[Captain O]

Let me introduce you to my rednecked friend, Wet Willie!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! He needs a new tag sewn in his underwear that reads, "no grazing".

 

[Captain O]

I carry my pistol pointed directly at my junk everyday.

That makes my sphincter pucker.

 

[Certaindeaf]

This is how "Potsie" actually got his name..

 

[Sgt Nambu]

Now they have to change the manual to include.

Do not sit on.
Do not tea bag.
Do not rub your junk on this firearm.

Ya know, if I can't rub my package on my pistol life has no meaning, and I'm getting rid of them!!!

 

[Captain O]

Ya know, if I can't rub my package on my pistol life has no meaning, and I'm getting rid of them!!!

There goes breakfast.

 

[JRuby]

Sometimes karma should be applauded.

 

[Captain O]

I repeat myself (at the risk of being redundant). You. Yes, YOU! OUT OF THE "GENE POOL"!

 

[JeremyK]

Darwinism hard at work.

 

[woody06]

Nature does have a way of regulating the gene pool.