CHUCK NORRIS AND THE NRA!!!!!!

[Fast Eddie]

BAM!

That's whats up!

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Chuck Norris Gargles Peanut butter!

He was once bit by a cobra and after 5 days of agonizing pain.......

The cobra died.

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[rick benjamin]

Today, 1830. Free Exercise with Eddie. Set-up steel for 22 challenge!

 

[jluck]

When Chuck Norris jumps in to a pool, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.... The water gets Chuck Norrised!

Sorry couldn't help myself.

 

[Roger65]

Chuck Norris once got in a fight with Superman, and the loser had to wear red underwear on the outside of his pants.

 

[Quacky88]

Chuck Norris doesn't do Push-Ups.... He pushes the world down.

 

[Fast Eddie]

Steroids test positive for Chuck Norris.

 

[jbett98]

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.

 

[Certaindeaf]

 

[Stomper]

Hidden behind the beard of Chuck Norris is another fist.

 

[jbett98]

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

 

[Hrethgir]

In the beginning, God said "Let there be light."

And Chuck Norris said "Say please."

 

[jbett98]

When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

 

[parallax]

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris's shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this mans blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse kick, delivered by Chuck Norris.

 

[jbett98]

Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.

 

[Legs]

Couldn't help myself....

 

[Fast Eddie]

Said no one ever

 

[jbett98]

When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.

 

[YoungBlood]

Chuck Norris went into a Burger King and ordered a Big Mac...and got one

 

[jbett98]

When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned him an essay:
"What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

 

[rdb241]

Chuck Norris is a pussy!