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CHUCK NORRIS AND THE NRA!!!!!!

Discussion in 'General Firearm Discussion' started by Fast Eddie, Jul 25, 2014.

  1. Fast Eddie

    Fast Eddie Vancouver Well-Known Member

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    rick benjamin USA, Or, Damascus Secure the drama Silver Supporter 2016 Volunteer

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    Today, 1830. Free Exercise with Eddie. Set-up steel for 22 challenge!
     
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  3. jluck

    jluck Really,Really, Close to Newport Oregon 97365 Voted #1 Member

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    When Chuck Norris jumps in to a pool, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.... The water gets Chuck Norrised!

    Sorry couldn't help myself.
     
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    Roger65 Portland Active Member

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    Chuck Norris once got in a fight with Superman, and the loser had to wear red underwear on the outside of his pants.
     
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    Quacky88 Oregon Active Member

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    Chuck Norris doesn't do Push-Ups.... He pushes the world down.
     
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  6. Fast Eddie

    Fast Eddie Vancouver Well-Known Member

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    Steroids test positive for Chuck Norris.
     
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    jbett98 NW Oregon Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
     
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    Certaindeaf SE Portland Well-Known Member

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    Stomper Oceania Rising White Is The New Brown Silver Supporter

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    Hidden behind the beard of Chuck Norris is another fist.
     
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    jbett98 NW Oregon Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
     
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    Hrethgir Beaverton, OR Active Member

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    In the beginning, God said "Let there be light."

    And Chuck Norris said "Say please."
     
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    jbett98 NW Oregon Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
     
  13. parallax

    parallax eugene, or-gun Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris's shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this mans blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse kick, delivered by Chuck Norris.
     
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    jbett98 NW Oregon Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
     
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    Legs NW Oregon Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    Couldn't help myself.... :D
     
  16. Fast Eddie

    Fast Eddie Vancouver Well-Known Member

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    Said no one ever
     
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    jbett98 NW Oregon Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
     
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    YoungBlood SW Washington Active Member

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    Chuck Norris went into a Burger King and ordered a Big Mac...and got one
     
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    jbett98 NW Oregon Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

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    When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned him an essay:
    "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
     
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    rdb241 Puyallup Washington Gold Supporter Gold Supporter

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    Chuck Norris is a pussy!