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I thought I would start a Christmas gun thread. Any pic or meme that has both Christmas and/or the Holidays and guns in the same image. It could be your own toys or pics you find on the internet. This is a family friendly channel, so use some discretion and keep things clean and in the spirit of the holidays.

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From my brother in Hawaii (he is NOT a gun owner). Of course, he got it from his friend (etc... e-mail and forward). Anyway.....it's still some, "Good stuff."

HAWAIIAN PIDGIN VERSION OF "TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS:

Was da night bafo' Christmas,
and all ova' da place
Not even da geckos
was showin' their face.

Da stockings was hangin' on top da TV?
('Cause no mo' fireplace in Hawai'i)
Da kids stay all crashed, my old man too.
They leave all da work for you-know-who.

So me, I stay pickin' up alla their toys,
When - boom! - outside get only big noise!
I run to da window, I open 'em up,
I stick out my head and I yell, "Eh! Whassup?!"

And then, I no can ba-lieve what I seen!
Was so unreal, you know what I mean?
This fat haole guy get his reindeers in my yard!
And reindeers not housebroken, you know, as' why hard!

But nemmind, this Christmas, so I cut 'em some slack.
Plus, had uku pile presents pokin' outta his sack!
So I wait 'till he pau tie up his reindeer,
Then I yell out da window, "Huui! Brah, ova hea!"

An' I tell 'em first thing, when I open da door,
"Eh, Hemo your shoes! You going dirty my floor!"
He ta
Aloha, Mark
 
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From my brother in Hawaii (he is NOT a gun owner). Of course, he got it from his friend (etc... e-mail and forward). Anyway.....it's still some, "Good stuff."


Aloha, Mark
Cute but where is the pic or meme? The thread was supposed to be just that. No mention of reads and poetry.............
 
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That's disgusting. Do you have any experience with this practice?
No I don’t, and it was suggestion made in a contextual inference that obviously eludes you.

Lemme help you buy equating it to a song sung by Jonny Paycheck called, “Take this job and shove it”. It doesn’t mean LITERALLY shove the job up your arse… it’s figurative.

Now, let’s address that stick you’ve got lodged…..


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