Quantcast
  1. Sign up now and join over 35,000 northwest gun owners. It's quick, easy, and 100% free!

Caught a friend in my bed next to my wife!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Dyjital, Apr 19, 2016.

  1. Dyjital

    Dyjital Albany, Ore Flavorite Member Bronze Supporter

    Messages:
    4,890
    Likes Received:
    5,834
    The little bugger was on my bed! He is dead now.

    I don't have a problem with spiders in my house, they don't bother me much.

    Woke up this morning to this guy on the bed spread.
    image.jpeg

    Who's else has been having a large number of spiders in their house or around their house in the last year or so?

    I have no clue where they are coming from.
     
  2. Joe13

    Joe13 NW of Vancouver Opinionated & Blunt Bronze Supporter 2015 Volunteer 2016 Volunteer

    Messages:
    6,711
    Likes Received:
    10,888
    My kid hates spiders. Their have definitely been more the last few years.
     
    bbbass likes this.
  3. Martini_Up

    Martini_Up NW USA Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    1,632
    Likes Received:
    1,733
    They're coming from outside.:D

    Normally, I will see more in the fall/winter as they come inside to get warm.
     
    bbbass and Joe13 like this.
  4. Mikej

    Mikej Portland Gold Supporter Gold Supporter 2015 Volunteer 2016 Volunteer

    Messages:
    3,158
    Likes Received:
    3,068
    Spiders are our friends!

    Maybe it's the attitude toward our Araneae neighbors? Of course in the situation you were in, I don't tolerate their presence either! As much time as I spend working in yards....I get plenty of up close and personal interaction with the little guys! I've learned when working or just walking to put something up in front of me to intercept them and/or their webs. I get some funny looks when I go between shrubs with my arm in front of me, elbow down, arm pointing straight up, finger tips at head height.

    To answer the question, no, I don't think there are any more spiders than usual.
     
  5. Nocaster

    Nocaster Beaverton Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter 2016 Volunteer

    Messages:
    145
    Likes Received:
    176
    I found a black widow in my garage about a month ago. Killed the bastard.

    Well, screamed like a little girl, then killed the bastard.
     
  6. parallax

    parallax eugene, or-gun Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

    Messages:
    770
    Likes Received:
    410
    i found what i believe to be a brown recluse 2 days ago in my garage, while doing some cleaning up.. now its a brown spot on the cement.
     
  7. AndyinEverson

    AndyinEverson Everson, Wa. Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    2,063
    Likes Received:
    6,720
    My wife screams a lot during sex ... Especially when I walk in on her. LOL
    As for spiders , we tend to get a lot this time of year. But it is spring , eggs hatching etc ...
    Andy
     
    Ura-Ki, Sgt Nambu, Stomper and 5 others like this.
  8. Reno911

    Reno911 Hillsboro Well-Known Member 2015 Volunteer 2016 Volunteer

    Messages:
    1,650
    Likes Received:
    1,712
    Obviously you need to burn down your house...
     
  9. 2A2Dend

    2A2Dend .. Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    1,560
    Likes Received:
    1,846
    Guessing here, maybe a house spider. They get large. As a matter of fact, last week I was cleaning up, and I found one with a leg span of a silver dollar under a bench. It got my attention. I shuttled it to the wood pile out back.

    Another interesting time (our bed is 3 feet off the floor) at about 2am one morning, sleeping, oh so restfully, when I wake to something crawling down my leg. I tore the covers off, and I literally did an "exit> stage left out of the bed and hit the floor. It was almost the same for my wife. That dang spider was the size of a quarter. Had hairy legs and BIG fangs for mauing on.....not me....lol.

    I'm not afraid of spiders, but whe I get woke from a dead sleep, I'm bailing!!:eek:
     
    bbbass, Ura-Ki, Sgt Nambu and 5 others like this.
  10. Boboclown

    Boboclown North Carolina Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    1,194
    Likes Received:
    1,126
    I get a few wolf spiders in the house often throughout the year. A few times I'll find a black widow. I just catch them and toss them out or see if they'll fight each other.
     
    Ura-Ki and Sgt Nambu like this.
  11. ditchtiger

    ditchtiger In the sticks, Willamette Valley Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    493
    Likes Received:
    680
  12. Liberty97045

    Liberty97045 Oregon City Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    745
    Likes Received:
    592
    The year of the stink bug
     
    Ura-Ki likes this.
  13. Velzey

    Velzey Estacada, Oregon Gunsmith Gunsmith Bronze Vendor Bronze Supporter

    Messages:
    2,568
    Likes Received:
    4,305
    This one was about 2" across...
    I dunno what kinda spider it is, I don't care. He was open season...

    And talking about stink bugs....Well my mower runs better now that I cleaned out the stink bug orgy..
    sti.jpg target.jpg
     
  14. ZA_Survivalist

    ZA_Survivalist Oregon AK's all day.

    Messages:
    4,653
    Likes Received:
    5,759
    Unfortunatly the brown recluse is not native to Oregon nor is the black widow. Now, black widows "can" be in far far DRY eastern and southern Oregon.. But remember for there to be a population you need to have mates, for generations. 90% of arachnids are misidentified because other spiders have similar physical characteristics.. But not quite.

    Odds are it was a hobo spider or something similar in color, but the bite is nasty just the same.. However everyones body reacts differently to the necrosis toxin.
     
    Last edited: Apr 19, 2016
    bbbass, Ura-Ki, Slobray and 3 others like this.
  15. salmonriverjohn

    salmonriverjohn N.W Oregon coast, Gods country Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    3,141
    Likes Received:
    4,241
    In your bed eh Dyg? I knew my mother-in law had a new boyfriend, I just knew it!
     
  16. parallax

    parallax eugene, or-gun Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

    Messages:
    770
    Likes Received:
    410

    Ya i am not sure,, all i know for sure, is it looked just like a black widow, shiny body,but was brown instead of black about the size of a quarter.
     
    Ura-Ki likes this.
  17. parallax

    parallax eugene, or-gun Bronze Supporter Bronze Supporter

    Messages:
    770
    Likes Received:
    410
    Kinda reminds me of a few months ago, i was staying in a countryside hotel in rural Australia, i didnt check the bed, had the lights out crawled in,, and felt something small and squishy and then, felt like something bit my leg,,, i freaked out jumped out of the bed, turned on the lights, pulled back the covers and low and behold,, there was a rubberband in my bed,, that when i rubbed my leg on it, pulled my leg hair and felt like a bite.. I laughed my ''A''.. off..
     
    Last edited: Apr 19, 2016
  18. Boboclown

    Boboclown North Carolina Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    1,194
    Likes Received:
    1,126
    http://www.spiders.us/species/filter/oregon/
    This link might help you.. I don't know if that's all the spiders your state has though.
     
    Nocaster, bbbass, Ura-Ki and 3 others like this.
  19. clearconscience

    clearconscience Vancouver, WA Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    5,581
    Likes Received:
    7,097
    I'm not afraid to say I'm a first class biznitch when it comes to spiders.

    Just cleaned up the garage and found two spiders about the size of a silver dollar. One was dead and one was not-yet.

    When I was in kentucky I would go run after work at night. And these huge spiders (wolf?) would come out on the sidewalk. So I would be running along and then this bog black SOBs would just start darting around.

    Hard to run with crap in your pants.
     
    bbbass, The Courier, Ura-Ki and 5 others like this.
  20. Stomper

    Stomper Oceania Rising White Is The New Brown Silver Supporter

    Messages:
    12,911
    Likes Received:
    19,538
    Y'all should have been there in Honduras the night (back in the 80's) I had to drive a gun-jeep through (over actually) a "herd" of black tarantulas that had the misfortune of crossing the dirt road I was navigating.

    The next morning was the most memorable time I ever spent cleaning a jeep on the wash-rack before returning it to the motor pool. :eek: